Jawnikowski

Rude. I am right here

Tonight, two of the white nationalists I reported on in this piece showed up to attempt to intimidate me on a private night out at a small music venue.

I’ll have more to say tomorrow. I’m safe.

They also didn’t pay cover 🖕

Wooooo kid when AMPM is pricey…

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THAT is fucking headline.

It’s not apartheid, just sparkling separation

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I want to quit my job, move to China and become a panda nanny. Thats it. Thats all I want in life. Dumplings and holding pandas

Why is smart taking three?!

Of all the times for austin to miss a ft

"Come outside, we just want to talk." (Farsi)

You know what sounds nice? A coma.

Daesang I think? It was not in fact diablo 😭

A packet of lies

That is absolutely bonkers

Tonight’s girl dinner: lazy tteokbokki that was NOT spicy despite the sauce packet claims

They gonna blow up Florida

That last one hitting too close to home right now

Argh, matey! Enjoy the projects!

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They should ignore SCOTUS. Why? Cause fuck 'em!

All I need this week is for a Mack truck with really good insurance to just run over one or two toes.

Having lived through endless post-9/11 "RESPECT THE TROOPS" terror campaigns by the GOP, I knew it was all bullshit, but I never expected to see a sitting senator savagely beat a marine in full dress uniform. That's a bit much!

lol Christian Braun came to a basketball game at my kid's school for some reason tonight? What you doing out in Aurora my boyyyy

a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in a crowd of people and making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in a crowd of people and making a funny face .

The streak continues

Very happy about this little run

Austiiiiiiiin