Canine Cyborg Himbo

It’s never goodbye, it’s “see you tomorrow at basement queen”

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If you’re over 40 and both complaining about how loud the club is and stressing about getting in…idk Mary it’s time to call it and hang up the harness

It’s just incredibly hard for me to believe that someone with the economic agency to own a car and drive it to work every day does not also have the agency to live *somewhere* accessible to lower Manhattan by transit.

Who are the ppl driving private cars into lower manhattan for “minimum wage jobs”?? How are they affording car maintenance, gas, insurance, registration, etc?? Where are they parking??

The grid/map in this part of Bushwick is not giving; try as I might I am not into twinks!!

Feeling extra Italian today (eating Tortellini and drinking espresso)

Happy Congestion Pricing to all New Yorkers!!

Always pushing yourself to new heights…truly inspirational!!!

Well??

Sometimes I reminisce about Williamsburg in the aughts and realize how far along I am toward becoming the 40-something NY lifer who was *there* in the old days.

Some personal news: the arms are arming

I will forever be that grl at the dance music party who’s like, ok hear me out…maybe the DJ set would be better with LESS vocal/lyrics!!

Maybe out of my depth with this one but I one thing that bothered me about Anora is I find it hard to believe a Brighton Beach baddie would have no idea what a Russian Oligarch is??

Whenever I am despondent about my career, I remind myself that E**n M**k can’t get into Berghain.

Just described “Get on Your Knees” as an oral sex Bildungsroman

What is the point of an express train when it takes just as long (or longer!) than the local??

Think about all the gays wondering why these foot powder ads are so sexual…

Sorry to the trees but the only way to avoid a perpetual nasal drip in the cold is to use 437 little tissue packets over the next 4-5 months

But you don’t understand!! My only effective coping mechanism against crushing fear of personal failure and existential terror at the impending global doom is making myself as hot as possible

What ever happened to QUEER COMMUNITY??

I’ve been saying this!!

Slowdive is the blueprint for a lot of your faves & while the crowd wasn’t giving, they served walls of sound as immense and majestic as the Grand Canyon. I (literally) screamed (several times!)

“Damn everyone at this show is so o—“
-me remembering that I’m 40 and str8 ppl age different

There is something so funny about seeing the national guard at the Myrtle-Broadway station, like yes the terrorists are def targeting the headquarters of fast food, public housing, & gen z with ketamine addictions