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bratt vs debrincat? siri play short kings anthem

centre bell/place bell wasn’t so bad but adding in centre vidéotron/colisée vidéotron is just too much...why did bell and quebecor decide to monopolize the naming rights of ice rinks in quebec

could they have made it any more confusing 😭

you think I’m built for four nat broadcast in a ROW??? and then SIX OUT OF EIGHT just to add insult to injury?????

nhl schedule: march 3: panthers at devils on TNT march 4: leafs at devils on ESPN march 7: rangers at devils on ABC march 8: wings at devils on ESPN

nhl schedule: march 12: flames at devils on MSGSN march 14: kings at devils on MSGSN march 16: bruins at devils on ESPN march 18: devils at rangers on TNT

so they just want us to die in march huh

not sure if you’ve seen but they are apparently doing some online!

The NHL after being back for just 3 days

why do hockey players like suits so much…..I bet you don’t even think mike and harvey were in love???

sowing: laughing at tz going to philly

(karmic) reaping: they put another fuckass umich kid on my team 😭

tyson foerster you are The philadelphia flyer

damn literally 2/3 of the last guys left I cared about in the flyers org lmao

anyway enjoy I was really counting on him getting nominated for the calder to make this relevant by the time I would probably be finishing it (started in JANUARY and then just…..) which obviously. did not happen. so just pretend ur still excited idk

the only place I’m really active currently is tumblr. so I will, naturally, be posting this everywhere aside from tumblr apparently

MICHKOV: debut ✨

wow crop is kinda bad on these. to be clear, he’s telling me to lock tf in I’m not just staring at pics of nico hischier for motivation. though like, ig that would work too tbh

hashtag motivational

my best guess is that they meant mlm specifically??? therefore “move over gays (gay guys watching men’s hockey), it’s hockey season (lesbians watching women’s hockey) now” ?

yknow what he took initiative I’ll take it

choosing to believe he means that laughts turned him gay actually

I’m a big fan of the natural hattrick with one even-strength, one pp, and one shorthanded goal each in its own period. bc overachieving, obviously

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