wtf

In my homemade smoothie era

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It’s raining in LA!

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

An opulent LA legend!

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

Stop living on your cousin’s coach! Get off them they have a little league game to attend!

Someone in the Discord for my newsletter described the Academy's fervent support for Emilia Perez as "A show of support for trans people, but delivered like a cat proudly dropping a half-dead mouse on your pillow," and that's more or less it.

I seriously can’t believe we all are going to have to deal with this for another four years. I’m so very very tired.

Welp