hit a huge milestone on my porno pages today EEEEE!!! what a time to be naked on the net :')
hit a huge milestone on my porno pages today EEEEE!!! what a time to be naked on the net :')
girlfriend who used to sell drugs x boyfriend who used to sell pussy is always an epic duo
photo of me (vee) with two-toned blonde and brown hair, smiling with dark makeup with enormous cleavage showing
i'm all cute and beautiful tonight... consider looking at my cleavage #bbw
i'm pretty stoked on how my porno sites are going these days π₯° i luv waking up to new subscribers
wishing all landlords a very [redacted] 2day
oven has been fixed promptly but the fucker raised my rent in the process. im certain he would've forgotten to give me the notice in time if this hadn't happened GRRRR π€¬π€¬π€¬
thank you im okay thankfully!!!! fire was brief, heating element snapped π΅ hopefully my landlord pulls thru promptly cuz i got food to heat
that's what i said!!!!!!
i only made this 'sagna for u
i was hoping u would come thru
i made this whole lasagna AND FOR WHAT
dude my oven set ablaze and is now broken π
i may have eaten too much poison and also lasagna
omg wait do we have drafts on here now... yessss π
incredible....
lesbian sex repost you agree
Itβs another great day to be a lesbian
i propose that we start calling people the ungulate (like the goat but more inclusive)
if i could date an onion i would. in fact, i'd put a ring on it
oh fuck yes
ugh the hemlocke springs lp. so good
it's fuck US imperialism every day
hear me out. what if we change Friday to Freuday
love to download fifteen new albums a day before new music froiday
when i first heard this track it soured me on the whole album because i completely misheard a lyric and thought it was racist ππ but then i looked it up and i was indeed just mishearing the words and now it is one of my very favorite songs and it makes me cry and i sing it every day lmao
as more than a housewife, a has-been, or just somebody's lover!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=X55S...
hi gay people!!!!!!!!!
i hope they had clean hands and liked the pink thong in there LMAO
shoutout to the neighbor who switched my laundry over (on the $1.50/load machine)??? i'm so confused? was this a thank you for setting aside the earring they left at the bottom of the washer??
finally experiencing a bit of "people i kinda know personally running into my promo material not intended for their eyes in the wild" today and i DO want to jump in the river