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Simon London

@slondonuk

Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today, to get through this thing called life… Mildly diverting media person. All opinions sadly mine. Founder of KidRated.com πŸ‘πŸΎ

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Why is everything we laughed about coming true?

04.03.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow!!

26.02.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinated by the hybrid hairstyle of Scotland’s rugby team - a cross between a Mohican and a mullet. A McMullet!

22.02.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kween!

17.01.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Immigrants are saving the dogs!
They're saving the cats!
They're saving the homes of the people who live here!

14.01.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 20322 πŸ” 4219 πŸ’¬ 277 πŸ“Œ 134

Oooh you heard it here first!

02.01.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obsessed with the spelling in #TheTraitors as well as the woman I’m sure has escaped from #Rivals…

02.01.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today it’s actor Greg McHugh - star of #OnlyChild #TheAWord #GaryTankCommander.
His picks include #plockton @visitedinburgh.bsky.social

www.kidrated.com/best-days-ou...

02.01.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œEnjoy your day in the office, Loser!”

16.12.2024 21:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 - I write it though…

01.12.2024 13:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BlackFriday

30.11.2024 10:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Dad gave me his old film camera and it’s really hard to take a good photo but when you do…

29.11.2024 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get involved with our guide to London's Best Immersive Experiences...

www.kidrated.com/things-to-do...

25.11.2024 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An honour to follow you!!

24.11.2024 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@mralistairgreen.bsky.social punk squirrel ipa

23.11.2024 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#DUND! How mental was that? Started well and then morphed into a virtual signalling identity parade for scantily clad exhibitionists.

23.11.2024 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Facebook advertising featuring bedding based on a photo of a dead relative and is therefore very cursed.

Facebook advertising featuring bedding based on a photo of a dead relative and is therefore very cursed.

What’s the matter hon? You haven’t been using your Dead Nan duvet and pillow set.

23.11.2024 11:09 πŸ‘ 710 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 48

This is a story that just keeps giving

23.11.2024 13:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I joined here yonks ago but it was deserted. I was an early adopter - which is ironic because I was also adopted early. Anyway, what’s it like here? Anyone threatened to glass you because you said you find Andrew Tate challenging?

23.11.2024 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arseful: (noun) when you’re simultaneously helpful and an arsehole πŸ‘πŸΎ

23.11.2024 13:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Podcast plug for myself and @julietkinsman.bsky.social !

www.bouteco.co/podcasts

23.11.2024 13:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Best Stocking Fillers for Older Kids and Teens - KidRated The Best Stocking Fillers for Older Kids and Teens - A list of Christmas stocking filler ideas for older kids and teenage boys and girls.

Today I’m updating my annual list of great stocking fillers for older kids and teenagers. All suggestions welcome…

www.kidrated.com/blog/the-bes...

23.11.2024 10:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Flatterer! But yes it’s a cross I have to bear πŸ˜‚

23.11.2024 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the wee radge

21.11.2024 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it safe? Is anyone going to call me the N-word for pronouncing β€œscones” differently or tell me to die of cancer because I’ve never seen Game of Thrones?

20.11.2024 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, followers and soon to be new friends! Please give my website a follow πŸ‘πŸΎ

20.11.2024 21:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Keith. I’ll sort..

20.11.2024 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually said The Gap is #thethompsontwins Dark Side of the Moon after several pints of Guinness before throwing up in a pub garden and asking you to help me get home. Context is everything.

14.11.2024 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My God! It’s full of stars…..

14.11.2024 21:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Preach πŸ‘πŸΎ

13.11.2024 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0