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Rusty Hatfield

@fringe-theory999

I write, I art, I make smartass remarks. Full time dad and mercenary Dungeon Master for hire.

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they’ve been using AI against us for years now. I’m a-ok with the tables being turned. Let them drown in AI resumes, consider it a burial at sea.

25.06.2025 17:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A seated nude on a couch with legs cross in front of her, she’s wearing my fedora and holding a stuffed pokémon.

A seated nude on a couch with legs cross in front of her, she’s wearing my fedora and holding a stuffed pokémon.

It’s been almost two years since i’ve done any #art, let alone #figure_drawing. Here’s a new #nude_art from photo reference I shot prior to all the real life BS. Digital painting in #procreate. Definitely #NSFW. Yes, she brought a pokémon to the session. Some sort of big eared rat chihuahua?

10.04.2025 00:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My nine year old stepdaughter is banned from electronics for a month, so she’s sulking. I started asking her increasingly wild “what if” questions then “what if a giant octopus tried to eat our house?”. in an hour i’d added dice and we made up simple rules. stealth ttrpg tutorial. #wholesome #ttrpg

03.04.2025 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well I feel attacked. But only in a “you are 100% accurate” kind of way.

18.03.2025 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Patriotism is just nationalism in a fancy hat. Any time you meet someone who self identifies as a patriot you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re actually a nationalist, and a nationalist is just a nascent fascist. #politics #fascist

18.03.2025 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gotta start 'em young. #DungeonsandDragons #dnd #cute

14.03.2025 22:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These guys are pretty good analogues really. Bashir is clearly Frodo, rich, entitled, soft, complains a lot. Miles is Samwise. Down to earth, No nonsense, working class, gets shit done even when said shit involves literally carrying his rich, entitled, whining friend.

14.03.2025 05:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the heads up, my jaw was totally clenched.

14.03.2025 05:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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America Is Under Siege by a Surprising Force: Losers We’re not talking about this enough.

America is under siege by a surprising force: losers.

10.03.2025 19:38 👍 4876 🔁 973 💬 79 📌 109

Nice map man, I might take a stab at drawing it. Would you mind?

07.03.2025 10:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s one of my favorite scenes. He quite different from most Disney villains, most Disney villains are greedy and power hungry but that guy’s deal is that he’s an aspiring rapist.

07.03.2025 10:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elon doesn’t care if any one of his companies goes under, he already has all the money and a de facto presidency. Tesla, SpaceX, these things are hobbies to him. He’s grown bored of them. His new hobby is meddling in global politics.

07.03.2025 10:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So… I bet you’re pretty sick of American politics at this point huh? Yeah… we are too. #world

07.03.2025 10:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people really overestimate the amount of political efficacy Americans have, the system was not designed to serve the people’s interests. It’s operated on a basis of legalized bribery for as long as anyone can remember. There is no way to fix this from within and alternatives are illegal to discuss.

06.03.2025 06:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The hound from Game of Thrones saying “fuck the king”

The hound from Game of Thrones saying “fuck the king”

No gods, no kings, no masters. #trumpism #USA-S.O.S.

05.03.2025 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jason Schreier · 8m @jasonschreier.bsky.social
Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

(This was summer 2023 I think)

Jason Schreier · 8m @jasonschreier.bsky.social Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes (This was summer 2023 I think)

04.03.2025 03:44 👍 8049 🔁 2444 💬 41 📌 75

Well, there was that time they burned the Whitehouse down. So it tracks.

05.03.2025 07:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmmmm. Thinking back to the time that I almost died of dysentery growing up in my poor transient family. Good times.

04.03.2025 10:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Considering recent events I've gone back to saying "The United States are..."

03.03.2025 18:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if we edited Putin into the shot? Make a ménage a trois? like a ménage a toes?

24.02.2025 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ultimate legionnaires conundrum, would you rather your head be nailed to a tree in Germania, or just nailed by a germanian?

24.02.2025 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was just lying around in Teutoburg forest, would’ve been a real shame to let it go to waste.

24.02.2025 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A pre-Raphaelite painting of a Germanic warrior looking lustfully down at a roman soldiers helmet held near his man-junk.

A pre-Raphaelite painting of a Germanic warrior looking lustfully down at a roman soldiers helmet held near his man-junk.

Find someone who looks at you like this germanic warrior looks at that roman soldiers helmet.
#history #sexy #art

24.02.2025 16:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Heya. Welcome to the friendlier skies.

09.02.2025 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I created a fun spider variant based on trap door spider. The players camped at the base of a little hill, which wasn’t a hill, and BAM it ate their horses. Good times.

07.02.2025 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey. Tweed is under rated. It’s great for places that are constantly *slightly* too cold for comfort, which includes many academic environments.

03.02.2025 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you were in a role wherein you were tasked with “getting claims paid” Then yeah, It was most likely intentional disruption.

30.01.2025 05:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spread this far and wide. It’s a guide to simple, discrete, disruption.

30.01.2025 05:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not fated. Fate is when there is a cosmic author plotting your life in advance, but there is no such author. Just the universe crunching numbers with no thought of the future or even of the past beyond the immediately preceding moment. Nothing is fated, but everything is inevitable.

26.01.2025 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Realizing the universe is deterministic can be unsettling. It means knowing that all of your choices are inevitable conclusions, yet you still have to live through the process of making them. #Determinism #Philosophy

26.01.2025 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0