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Chris Wolstenholme

@crestsocial

20 years in marketing. 9 years in social media marketing. Love a good pun and a bad joke! 🀣 Find out more: https://crest.social

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On a flight and not for the first time they have said:

β€œYour seat has been allocated based on weight and position on the plane.”

Firstly, I chose my own seat and secondly I have never informed the airline what I weigh.

Anyone know why they say this?

07.05.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone know what this could be?

It was moving away and fading.

24.03.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The state of journalism in 2025! 🀨

@telegraphnews.bsky.social

23.03.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like International Women’s Day posts are now just:

β€œWomen work here!”

Which is great, but I would kinda be worried if no women worked at your company in 2025!

09.03.2025 09:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more concerned with 2 beers per ID! πŸ˜…

05.03.2025 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Newsflash ⚑️

No one is searching in the comments for your link. πŸ”—

05.03.2025 09:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest question with the whole Mummy Pig having a baby is will its name start with the β€œP” i.e. the first letter of the animal name like Peppa and all the other characters or will she break with tradition again like she did with George? 🐷

27.02.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stays in draw

24.02.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The key to social media success:

β˜•οΈ coffee
πŸ§‘πŸ»β€πŸ’» post
πŸ‘ engage
πŸ‘©β€πŸ« learn
πŸ”„ repeat

24.02.2025 11:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are doing this! πŸ’ͺ

19.02.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2 out of 3 ain’t bad! 🀣🀣

16.02.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Social media marketer - Emoji challenge!

15.02.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What is the UK equivalent of this?

Kier Starmer standing outside number 10, whilst Jim Radcliffe or James Dyson answer all the questions?

13.02.2025 09:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we are about to see social media become really fragmented.

It will be hard to find for businesses to find a couple of platforms where most of their audience hangs out.

10.02.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we are about to see social media become really fragmented.

It will be hard to find for businesses to find a couple of platforms where most of their audience hangs out.

10.02.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting daily doesn’t guarantee success. But not posting daily guarantees failure.

10.02.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Budweiser | Super Bowl LIX 'First Delivery'
Budweiser | Super Bowl LIX 'First Delivery' YouTube video by Budweiser

Not a massive fan of the beer, but the Super Bowl ads with the Clydesdales are epic.

youtu.be/K0iKgJXy_gk?...

09.02.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s going to take the new signings a while settle in.

08.02.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How is that not a pen?!

08.02.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Foden needs to come on.

08.02.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not like we’ve not had chances, but fluffed every one of them.

08.02.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my social media πŸ™

07.02.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The best marketing doesn’t feel like marketing. It just makes people say, β€œDamn, I need this.”

07.02.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interested to see the line-up. Would be good to give the new signings a run out.

08.02.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Estonia is supposed to be good for start ups and small business.

07.02.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would social media managers even exist if coffee wasn’t invented?! β˜•οΈ 😴

07.02.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My car insurance increased by Β£500 to Β£1250 a year.

Amazing how they miraculously got it back down to Β£750 when I called to cancel.

I wonder if this is a tactic, because they know most will auto renew as they have little time to shop around.

05.02.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Bluesky feed has turned into 99.9% politics. πŸ€¨πŸ˜–

04.02.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty happy to see the back of January, but at least I have made a healthy start to the year! πŸ€ͺπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»

#socialmediamarketing #socialmediamanagement

03.02.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So TikTok is still banned in the US. What happens next?

01.02.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0