I’m like a cockroach, I always land on my feet 💪🏽
02.03.2026 00:28
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I’m like a cockroach, I always land on my feet 💪🏽
Learning how to do glasses 🤓 at 35 is a CHALLENGE…
Easy purchase 💁🏽♂️
So what does this alignment mean in astrology?😏
What soulless, cowardice and morally bankrupt looks like.
Oh, Maura….
The first human to willingly try cheese was wild for that
Does Love is Blind always go so hard with the middle names?
I hail from House Igneous
That’s what you get for hornin’ at the most unholy of hours…
Allez les Bleus!
Dress like Mr. Roger’s, listen to Method Man
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
is cry january over yet?
youtube.com/shorts/R-mUe... when life’s deepest darkest thoughts start intruding
Can’t a woman just watch a football game of the school she goes to?! 🤷🏽♂️
We about that action boss…
The spice will continue until morale improves!
Tails of a feather…
Let's make it the most blocked account on bluesky
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🫡 = 🧜🏼♂️
Kirk herbstreit just got stale fart vibes
Not even Tom Brady can beat the divorced dad vibes
After Giselle, it’s clear Tom Brady gets no bitches
Modelo Man is cool AF
