Chris Csont 🥐

When asked for further comment, a representative for Nintendo said, "I'mma Luigi! I'mma gonna win!"

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude”

How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist.

It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.

Moments after I finish trimming my beard this morning, pre-dental appointment...

BUTTON
Dad, you look weird!

SPROUT
No, just say he looks ugly.

ME
I'm so glad I have you two so I'm not in danger of suddenly developing self-esteem.

I am totally okay with people trying to turn a profit by gambling on someone’s death are pissed off about not getting their snuff money.

In a just world, these morbid casinos would be regulated out of existence.

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Decided that I'm going to be more deliberate about keeping track of my listening in this, my 43rd year. So, here we go with the thread...

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A silly program I meant to write years ago and only just got around to: “decrypt” data the cinematic way!

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

a screenshot from NOTTING HILL of Julia Roberts speaking Hugh Grant. Grant's back is to the camera. Julia is a beautiful white woman with dark hair to her shoulders. She's somewhat smiling. l've edited the subtitle to read, "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking [everyone ti make tv shows well-lit again]”

Please. I can’t see anything in era accurate candle light.

Such an intimate performance with a terrific cast. The conceit of watching a rehearsal makes it feel somewhat voyeuristic in a way that a traditional film adaptation wouldn’t. Loved the slow simmering of repressed emotions and grievances. A compelling watch from start to finish.

13. Vanya on 42nd Street

Schumer: I just have a few questions about this bombing
AOC: this is illegal and wrong and like the Iraq war

Such a contrast. Only one of these people is suited for congressional leadership

A lot of this doesn’t hold up since so much has changed in the last 15 years of the media landscape. But the middle part where Frank and Roxy have an intergenerational debate about who is just annoying and who they can feel justified in murdering has some solid moments. There’s also a twist at the end that still works very well.

12. God Bless America

JD Vance: I am the coolest VP ever.

Ghost of John Nance “Cactus Jack” Garner: I’d tell you to sit down and shut up, but I don’t want you on my couch.

Ghost of Garret Hobart: OH DIP. Should we haunt him?

Garner: I wouldn’t even haunt him with Hannibal Hamlin’s spectral form.

Hobart: OH DIP.

Already wrote a joke for tomorrow's newsletter that references Natalie Kalmus, so I am going to a very 🤓 place this week.

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No, but they do want to work it.
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This pitch worked on me.

I think a lot about the folks who are stuck in states and want to get out but don't have the money or support system to do so, or maybe aren't old enough to get out on their own. How many more people that want to flee aren't able to? How many are stuck in the closet?

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants don’t have kitchen tables 🙃

Again, Flavor Flav has been walking the walk of his Olympic fandom and his fierce support of women’s teams for a while now. I really hope they go.

The thing that my kids and I have learned is that I'm a Lvl 11 Dad who maxed out Constitution when building my character and I have a habit of rolling successful saving throws when resisting tantrums.

The Postal Service released one album called GIVE UP and then they gave up and never made another studio album. That is commitment to the bit.

In a lot of ways this is a time capsule. The first two thirds had me laughing, but it lost me toward the end as the punishments the story handed down to characters for their hubris shifted the tone to something more mean-spirited than ironic.

11. For Your Consideration

It's not for every question, but this should ABSOLUTELY be a format for all primary debates.

Not only does it show where candidates disagree clearly, but it shows who has confidence in their convictions.

Mother - Danzig

DM: And that makes it your turn, Frank. What would you like to do?

ME: I'd like to make a perception check.

DM: Roll for it.

ME: Seventeen plus three Wisdom plus two Proficiency Bonus, so twenty-two.

DM: That's definitely enough. What would you like to know?

ME: ...

ME: ...are you mad at me?