We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.
Leave us the fuck alone.
10.03.2026 03:05
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
10.03.2026 03:09
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AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?
09.03.2026 23:31
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A brown bunny hides its head behind a blue package with a tiger image on it.
10.03.2026 00:44
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Sometimes we just kinda forget the stuff we use to transform people. Oh, you say it's not yours? Idunno, methinks you just forgot
(Some silly dialogue in the comment below, too)
|| #transfur #tf #tfeveryday #drowzee ||
09.03.2026 23:00
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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
09.03.2026 19:06
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It takes a lot of star power to save the galaxy. Donβt miss The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. In theaters April 1.
09.03.2026 21:14
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09.03.2026 21:51
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Trump goes full war is peace: "Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is surging"
09.03.2026 21:12
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Round the Block
09.03.2026 22:01
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President Donald Trump of Shinra saying:
We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it
Wild that this meme is 10+ years old but it could have been made last night over drinks
09.03.2026 22:54
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09.03.2026 17:55
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This is Brew. He heard how bad the sock market is right now. Thought it would be a good idea to save up. 13/10 (TT: brewthegoldenn)
09.03.2026 23:29
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Put yourself in a good mood to start the week π #Werewolf β€οΈ
09.03.2026 23:18
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a copy of the onion newspaper with an ad for βlive mule execution by hydraulic press β only on cbs, tuesdays at 8pm easternβ
shout out to print media
06.03.2026 16:25
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Map snapshot depicting the predicted relative anomalousness of surface temperatures from the ECMWF ensemble over the Western U.S. in about a week from now. A a huge region of bright orange and red colors (depicting extremely high warm temperature anomalies) is centered right in the middle of the map, and covers essentially the entire region.
Lots of buzz online about an upcoming major March heatwave for the American SW & California. And in this case, it does indeed appear increasingly likely than an extremely anomalous and even record-breaking heatwave may envelop much of the SW about a week from now.
09.03.2026 16:09
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BREAKING: Donald Trump just betrayed every fan whoβs been exploited by Ticketmaster.
This fine is less than 1% of Live Nationβs revenue last year AND lets them continue to rip off fans with a 15% βTicketmaster Tax." It's wrong.
We need to break up Ticketmaster and Live Nation.
09.03.2026 15:32
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One, they wanted the content.
Two, they wanted to get rid of women and Black people.
Three, they wanted to install loyalists.
09.03.2026 17:35
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09.03.2026 19:57
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Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes slams White House for using βHaloβ footage in its βdisgusting and juvenile war pornβ video
βI did not participate in nor was l of consulted, nor do I endorse the use my voice in this video, or the message it conveys ... remove my voice immediately"
09.03.2026 20:27
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Q: What if I have children?
A: Thanks to your forthcoming reduction in SNAP benefits, you wonβt have to worry about that for much longer.
What To Know About The New Requirements For SNAP Benefits https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-new-requirements-for-snap-benefits/
09.03.2026 22:00
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A headline reading βCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectablesβ
Yes everything is terrible but letβs not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
09.03.2026 12:44
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09.03.2026 15:15
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Normally when someone is this deluded, you'd ask them to name the president to see how far they're really gone
09.03.2026 21:47
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I nominate myself as new Bluesky CEO, Iβll kobold the SHIT out of this place π€
09.03.2026 20:10
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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
09.03.2026 21:52
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Donate to Support Rais in Leaving an Unsafe Situation, organized by Alex Dekeyser
This is a GoFundMe emergency situation for Romuraisuu on Twitch and other So⦠Alex Dekeyser needs your support for Support Rais in Leaving an Unsafe Situation
Sorry for the cancellation of todayβs event. With such short notice and no little time given. Iβm currently in a situation where home isnβt home and Iβm no longer wanted nor safe.
I fear that I REALLY need help moving out asap soon as possible. With help, Iβve placed up a GFM.
gofund.me/1a02e11e2
08.03.2026 22:24
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If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.
09.03.2026 17:04
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let's see if I've got this straight
the war is over, pretty much
except if we want to bomb iran some more, or israel does
or if iran decides to keep the strait closed
also the regime didn't change and we didn't accomplish anything but blowing up a bunch of kids and poisoning tehran
ok good work
09.03.2026 21:07
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Theyβre literally pushing out Black women to make sure they can try to permanently staff the federal government with white supremacists.
09.03.2026 18:21
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