filling my weekly pill organizer with cautionary tales
10.03.2026 04:57
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*takes off my glasses and rubs the bridge of my nose* kids, I’m too employed to know or care what frame mogging is
10.03.2026 02:58
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imagine dragon these nuts across
09.03.2026 23:18
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I know I’m pretty annoying but just imagine if I was ugly annoying
10.03.2026 00:14
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ending every conversation with jazz hands
10.03.2026 02:14
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the guy who has me shackled to his radiator said i can’t have lunch next week unless my skeet goes viral
10.03.2026 02:23
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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
09.03.2026 19:06
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Wow! That first one looks like dew drops of gold! What a great photo. I’ve never seen grass in this way before.
09.03.2026 23:18
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I love all your river videos today! Thanks for sharing!
09.03.2026 19:03
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"Geinrust Farm with Two Cows by the Water's Edge," by Piet Mondrian (ca. 1905). The painting presents a composition marked by horizontal symmetry: in the upper half, a dense row of trees in shades of dark green and earth; in the lower half, these same trees are mirrored in a perfect reflection on the vibrant and luminous blue water. In the center of the bank, between the green of the treetops and the blue of the river, appear two small cows in shades of brown and white, giving a touch of life to the static landscape.
Piet Mondriaan - Gainrust Farm with Two Cows ar the Water’s Edge , ca 1905. Nitess💤
09.03.2026 02:52
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nah man there's a great vintage cask of wine in there you should check it out
09.03.2026 02:54
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Putting eggs in my gas tank because they're cheaper
09.03.2026 01:32
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Don Henly: A little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back
Lot's wife: Now you tell me
09.03.2026 02:01
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They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.
08.03.2026 13:25
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I remember about 20 years ago, talking on the phone with my best friend for hours about nothing.... that sounds like a for real nightmare now.
08.03.2026 14:05
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be the junkyard cat you want to see in the world
08.03.2026 14:35
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They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.
08.03.2026 13:25
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bruno mars is called bruno ares in greece
08.03.2026 01:11
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Still sexy as fuck I say as I refill my humidifier
08.03.2026 01:11
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A mole is just a soft shell armadillo.
07.03.2026 04:49
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The common hippopotamus, who resents being called "common" as he says he has varied interests and reads avidly. For example, he enjoys different types of grasses as seen here
mods r asleep, post potamus
06.03.2026 06:51
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At least he doesn’t shoot dogs? 🤷🏻
05.03.2026 20:02
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do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window
04.03.2026 22:30
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replacing apple maps with echolocation
04.03.2026 21:04
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I could have fried in your arms tonight it must have been some kind of piss
05.03.2026 13:35
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After the police had that talk with me, I learned that being a person of interest and an interesting person are two different things.
27.02.2026 05:09
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Cinderella's Fairy Godmother was an excellent typist,
because she believed in carriage returns.
05.03.2026 06:15
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