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@countessofcandy

Sweet, sour, salty and sometimes bitter Seattle area (formerly SF, CA) Ohio born 😢 lived in Texas too Pastry chef and author (kinda retired)

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πŸ˜• I can’t imagine anything good happening here. See you all in the workhouse.

09.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOT GOOD

09.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the plan is to destroy Everything

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that β€œart”

09.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOBODY should have vouchers to steal away money from Public Schools!

09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Band shoes 🀣

09.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cherry

09.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Florsheim? πŸ₯΄

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s outrageous

09.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Worst Kennedy

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mississippi-still a lost cause

09.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JFC

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon raccoon is holding a cat 's head above his head ALT: a cartoon raccoon is holding a cat 's head above his head
09.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worshipping himself at his church

09.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😫

09.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotting Cocoa 😳
#Chocolate

08.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I needed a little Krishnamurti right now

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am one of those households

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves by Eurythmics & Aretha Franklin on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1985 Β· Duration 5:57

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Women’s Day

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

08.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGolfing” you mean cheating at golf

08.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll bomb you for lifeπŸ₯΄

08.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The image of a fat headed white man holding a bible in his fat fingers lashing out causes me great pissoffery

08.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, it’s stunning

08.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trucker hat

08.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Austin Powers villain 🀣

08.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah!

08.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0