🦊FoxEaredDevil🦊 || ~ erotic vivisection Emmrook girlie ~

an awkwardly grinning cat with brown/grey/black striped body and a mostly white throat and face

I managed to do my taxes all by myself for the very first time at almost 36, & i only cried, like, half an hour - as opposed to the usual 4h to 2 days.

everybody cheer!

(this is a big deal b/c i have ENDLESS financial anxiety, always afraid of doing sth wrong & "getting in trouble", PLUS autism)

i can't fckin believe this idiot. i went to see The Barber of Seville TODAY.

WITH my 24 year old sister in law.

fuck this guy, holy shit.

yeah he buys them in bulk and then eats one bag/day xD

oh those are my partner's favorite, too! <3

@ all - ok gang! who wants to make this happen with the blessing of lord Elgar'nan? ♥️♥️♥️

Can we also get rid of daylight, full stop? I have chronic migraines 🥲

*i love my moots who just don't like him/don't vibe with him. We don't need to talk about it (i dislike Cullen & i don't feel the need to go up to Cullenmancers and tell them that), everyone can like what they like. But come onto my posts with random hate and that's it.

This is my yearly PSA that I am, in fact, not only a Solasmancer, but also a ruthless Solas apologist. Forever. This is pro-Solas, Solas-solidarity, Solas-loving account.

Hating* on Solas gets you blocked ❤️

do we not all still remember the twitter "AI" they had to take offline after 24ish hours b/c it became violently racist etc. b/c that was the content it was training on? this is literally still the same thing. god, i hate tech bros and their collective megalomania SO MUCH.

i still painfully remember when my brother got all the gaming stuff (gameboy advance etc) and i got fckin Window Colour. i ended up playing with his stuff b/c he didn't care, he just wanted to be outside & hit things with sticks; i was the computer & gaming child, but, sadly, the wrong gender T_T

i'd say "okidoki" and bring a lego death star set 🙃
instructions unclear 🙃

i'd be so angry if i were you xD
i grew up with a "crystals and essential oils" mother who "doesn't believe" in germ theory (yes, really) (we are no contact lol), and if something she said proved to be right, i'd burn down my apartment xD

but yes! botox! amazing stuff, apparently! xD

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like. i clicked on the first one, read the text, scrolled to the right and BAM - HEARTBREAK! T_T

the mirror of the pose combined with the total change of color palette as so much IMPACT 🫠💀

oh that's so nice! they're letting the people they lobotomized be productive members of society! that's how you know they really care about inclusion, you guys! 😇

A - sticking with my theme of forever sucking DAO's dick xD

i have absolutely no idea about art whatsoever, but the way you combine softness with sharp edges... i don't have better words for it... that's really unique <3

just shoot me in the face and be done with it, Lore 🫠
it'd hurt less.

i just have "normal" migraines (though the are chronic), and the only thing that helps me is literally 12 botox injections around my face + head every 3 months. camomille tea seems so much better xD

i just can't make it past ME2. The start of ME3 is so much military shooter i just nope out every time. Very cool ideas & world building (& Garrus ❤️) - terrible execution gameplay-wise, in my very personal opinion.

I love sci-fi, life-long star trek fan ❤️ but i hate shooters. Like, ME1 is still kind of playable for me, but ME2 is just frustrating. Plus, the maps are so. Boring. If I'm in space, i want sprawling alien worlds with plants and animals :/
I've tried forcing myself to play multiple times but

Eh. Not every game can be everyone's special interest. Doesn't make you a "fake fan". The people with bad-faith Veilguard hate, who complain about "wokeness" and female characters- THEY are fake fans.

And, just between us, i hate mass effect except for Garrus xD

Yes, Replicant remake has combat done by Platinum Games (who also did Nier:Automata) so it handles really well in comparison to the ps3 version 💀

Bluetooth is the bane of my existence, both in my private and my professional life 🫠

10000000%.
Jowan is an abuse survivor. Unfairly imprisoned and punished and blamed all his life. And then also denied the ONE avenue of comparative freedom and respect b/c someone just doesn't like him ("doesn't think he's ready").

Honestly, peak autistic experience.

Goethe. I hate Goethe with every fiber of my being. He's a whiny-ass baby misogynist & doesn't deserve his position in the German literary canon.

Also: Darksouls. As a whole. Hate it, loathe it, despise it. Gets me angry from 0 to 100 instantly. Especially b/c of the community, i guess.

I took two exams that included IPA during my time at university, and i still can't fluently read or write it :D

I think if you buckle down it's no more difficult than maybe arabic or greek or the japanese syllabaries.

It does suck that we're never getting a series remaster for modern consoles like mass effect got one. I already own all the games on multiple platforms & I'd buy them AGAIN for ps5 💀

Especially b/c DAO on PC is ass without mods :/

As a German: 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Did you know there was a Baten Kaitos (1+2) remaster for Switch a couple of years ago? It's amazing, and it came with digital artbooks :3