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You shouldn't consider whether milquetoast DNC "centrists" are backing a certain candidate?

"Zagros", WTF autocorrect.

All the zagron mountains need is a canal and then we'll be set.

But without someone with an eyepatch, now how will we make this gerrymandered-ass district fit in as a physical manifestation of political corruption in the state?

Local hack-political cartoonists are all over the state are mourning the loss.

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Like a Key & Peele sketch (or maybe it's just syphilis)

TBH, it made me seriously question who I was going to vote for this morning 🤷‍♂️

there's not actually anything needed to finish this thought

Colin Allred, the most boring, milquetoast-ass

Can't wait for the Bari Weiss special on CBS (fucking kill me now)

Monkey-paw-ass election result.

Why does such a beautiful state have to be filled with so many awful people?

Worms. Fucking worms.

Look, man, either God is all-knowing, all-being, and a huge piece of shit, or she's just some dude that kicked things off a long time ago and is now like "mmmhum, yes, ok. oh fuck, oh shit" as they watch everything do.... everything it has been doing.

Metaphysics weirds being.

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If you're in line to vote in primaries at 7:45, you should probably start throwing eggs or tomatoes.

"at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win."

-John Madden, esq.

Monkey’s paw wish sitch

A sink full of seeds from dried chilis.

It’s a red chili sauce kind of night. Pork shoulder was $0.89 for the first time in forever and I am going to stew down some deliciously spicy chunks of pork this week.

#arbol #guajillo

Actually, despite your criticism, not going to war with Iran was a good thing.

And half the passengers think it’s fucking great and they want to push you out the door of the moving car if you aren’t just the white type of person in their eyes.

Chip Roy is running political ads about ”stopping the Islamificatuon of America” on network TV here in Texas.

Sometimes I think “wow, what would voters think if candidates were saying stuff like that about judaism”, but I don’t think it moves the needle for a decent sized chunk of the modern GOP

Yeah, I’d eat that.

New asparagus shoots coming out of the ground after a recent freeze.

Why grow asparagus fern when you can just grow asparagus instead?

That’s never stopped the GOP before.

I feel like Houston would be the city to be in to find Omurice with a guajillo red chili sauce.

Governor Newsom proclaims Dr. Hannibal Lecter Day

When asked, Gov. Newsom said that Dr. Lecter "had a great taste in people".

He then went onto Ben Shapiro's podcast and agreed with him on everything.

I think we agree on a lot, you’re just more hopeful on how quickly it can be successful.

That’s what we need, but it takes time and hard work, and you're not going to get that every single time, so refusing to participate every time you don’t get that only means the worst possible outcome is made more likely.

Because a car may legally be within the intersection when it changes from yellow to red, depending on the specific situation in which it occurs.