sammy

If I read one more hinge prompt that says “dating me is like dating a golden retriever” I’m going to crash out.

Should’ve added friend code lol

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Hi 👋🏻

A fab evening showcasing the creativity with glamours in the #FFXIV community since the changes with patch 7.4. Big thank you to @noobtoons.bsky.social and @meoni.bsky.social for hosting the show and looking forward to more in future. Congrats to all the winners!

Sam Pharos, over and out ✌️

Come join us and winners will receive some fab Taito goods. The categories for the show are…
Arcadion Champions
En Avante Garde
Gil Coated Couture
THE Warrior of Light

www.twitch.tv/meoni
www.twitch.tv/noobtoons

To celebrate the big glamour update in #FFXIV, we’ve organised Project Runway to find the strongest looks in Eorzea. Join @meoni.bsky.social and @noobtoons.bsky.social on Saturday 21 February at 6pm GMT over on Twitch. Categories + links can be found in the thread below (also we have prizes 👀)

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Hecking cute

No you’re spiralling at just gone midnight

My brain went there so everyone else must suffer with me. #FFXIV #HeatedRivalry

Well that aged me… 🥹

Frosty pavements out here nerfing my gay walking speedy buff and I hate it

Huge! Grats ✨

Replace 2025 with 2026.

(Also not sorry, this year is gonna be especially thirsty)

The gays waste no time 😂

The real question on Traitors is which hot man is going to get the cringy shower edit for their cutaway when they’re being discussed 😂

Happy New Year from a heckin’ cold and hungover Sammy.

2025, that’s your lot! Ready for a strong 2026 💪🏻

It’s Christmas party season and we threw one for some FFXIV community members with festive hide and seek, a Secret Santa, and then the classic family photo.

Thanks to this lovely lot for coming along and getting in the festive spirit ready for the Starlight Celebration #FFXIV

My job is pretty cool. Loved bringing these babes together for some fun and to endure me singing Honey B. Lovely’s theme into their ear holes.

Also thanks bossman @zyonight.com for being the best wingman 😛

Here’s to the next… 🐝

Back in my fuck boy era I guess 💅🏻

I fear saying “it is what it is” is no longer a feasible coping mechanism.

I’ve been going to the gym for a week. Where are my tits?

I need this vest 😂

There are days when my ADHD meds make me feel neurotypical, and there are days like today where they just drop off so early and I cease to function as an adult. Really love that.

Running from my problems in all senses of the word.

Two weeks off and back to the grind. Please be gentle with me 🥹

Probably a good time to say I will be at gamescom this year. Catch me with the Magic: The Gathering team from Wednesday - Friday!

Industry folk, holler if you want to meet up!

(And yes, this image was inspired by Emily in Paris)

Probably a good time to say I will be at gamescom this year. Catch me with the Magic: The Gathering team from Wednesday - Friday!

Industry folk, holler if you want to meet up!

(And yes, this image was inspired by Emily in Paris)

I don’t know what this says about me but my Instagram algorithm keeps showing me pups doing K-Pop Demon Hunters choreo 🫢

#FFXIV Patch 7.3 is here!

As the Warrior of Light rushes from one crisis to the next, can they overcome Calyx's threat and protect the citizens of Alexandria?

Full patch notes 📜 sqex.to/zzhto