Nipple and other stuff
Nipple and other stuff
An Onsen in Hakone, Japan is a great excuse to be a skank on the internet.
MetalBob at Dore Alley 2025
Go to your room.
Leaving the tag on the shirt really gives βdad snuck away from the backyard BBQ to fuck your throatβ vibes.
My boyfriend got a cold for his birthday. Please cheer him up with beefy furry dad butts and fat cocks.
Boyfriend accused me of photoshopping. His punishment will be sexy.
@coachdaddydrew.bsky.social
Drew at TBRU 2025
@kchicks.bsky.social
KC at TBRU 2025
(Peach emoji)
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Iβm not above creeper photos of big sweaty meatballs.
Iβm consuming. We make a great team.
This is what I look like when pretending Iβm unaware that Iβm taking a selfie. This is also what Zuri looks like when sheβs hiding her head in shame.
Okay, hear me out. Commanding eyebrows.
That thing where youβre house / dog sitting for friends, and they have a pantry full of snacks.
Anyway, Iβm pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.
βIβd like to thank everyone that made this possibleβ¦β πΈ
Downlighting. Reduced exposure. Turn to the side to make your arm look huge. Crop out your belly.
Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.
Dave in Palm Springs 2023
Tummy⦠Wednesday? Why not.
Adrien at Folsom Street Fair
Adrien and Todd at #Folsom Street Fair 2023
Just finished a podcast about Elonβ¦ Anyway, Iβm over here now. Stay tuned for Folsom 2023 photos.