Penny

What do you call a gathering of Dateline groupies?

A murder

Yes!

I post a lot more there than I do here.

My Twitter account has gained a few thousand followers and I’ve had my hands full with it.

It’s Friday and I feel like trouble…

Happy Father’s Day! Shout out to the daddies who give you aftercare, not child support 🤭

It’s a shame I don’t have a strong pair of shoulders to throw these legs over 🤭

Oh now I hadn’t even thought about it like that 🤔 😈

Now accepting applications for big spoon

Good morning! Happy Tuesday 🥰

Going to buy tickets to a minor league baseball game only to find out it’s “ERAs” night and they’re highlighting every era from Fearless to Midnights….YES PLEASE!!!

Monday again? I must be doing it wrong…

I have no idea who you are and you need to stay out of my replies with your abusive nonsense. Go whine somewhere else.

Happy #SteamySunday. I managed to sneak in a much needed shower while dinner simmers.

Breadsticks look great!

Productive morning 😁 Got groceries, baked a dozen sourdough chocolate chip cookies, did some laundry, and prepped veggies for French onion beef stew for dinner. Now I’m off to the movies to see Dangerous Animals.

Well this chocolate sourdough loaf is incredible. The bread really isn’t sweet at all, as expected, but the chips give it some sweetness. Topped with some kerrygold butter and cherry preserves, it was heavenly.

Trying out some chocolate sourdough loaves this weekend. The dough has espresso, a little honey, cocoa powder, and milk and white chocolate chips.

And this is funnier with a little context…I’m the only woman in a department of 115 people 😅

It’s a real sausage fest at work today 🤭

Friday…we made it, ya’ll 🤍🩷❤️

Thank you! I just love hotel room nudes 😍 I don’t get the opportunity often!

Oh thank you! (I had a hotel room to myself for a little bit 😉)

Crack the shutters open wide, I want to bathe you in the light of day…

Ugh I’m sorry to hear that! I hope you get it repaired for real soon.

Gonna park it here and read smut and drink a coke if you don’t mind

Can we just go back to bed and cancel Wednesday?

Better late than never right? I hope Tuesday treated you well.

Learning how to love my body from the way you worship it.

Don’t stop. Harder.

Yes it was in a theater in Montgomery.