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You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

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Those are fairly great

07.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

White trainers are essentially consumables

07.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm one in one out. Some truly knackered Valentino ones are going in the bin

07.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh those are super, quite wrong. Mine are essentially plastic toys

07.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun new trainers: Adidas Stan Smiths x Craig Green, finished to look precisely like expanded polystyrene.

07.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Important

07.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the cathedral of Florence (calling it the duomo is pretentious actually)

07.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing concept

07.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing that he won that case against the BBC when we all know what the first line of his obituary is going to contain.

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Mad on WSS but I'm going with All Of Sondheim frankly

07.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hurt Locker
Scarface
The Ε“uvre of Anselm Kiefer

07.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Henry James rises from the grave, "I can beat him"

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chopin Op. 10 No. 1 in C Major by Maurizio Pollini played at a serious volume on a good stereo is hair raising in a deeply satisfying way.

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gerry Adams was senior IRA commander, official files claim

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Contractor being best, obviously, right?

06.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(among the problems with the narrative)

06.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the problem with the narrative is that she writes her own thinly veiled manifesto and shoves it right into the fucking last act.

06.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it reads longer than that

06.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My rule is the key card always goes in the pocket, I will *not* be forced to have it visible

06.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I chose the word manifesto carefully, but yes that's the framing device

06.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm enjoying* the re-run of the "Do huge amounts of damage to people's perception of Jews calling everything they say a smear before the next story drops and they realise they really do have to kick him out" process for Mothin Ali who is a bad hat indeed.

*Dreading

06.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus it is isn't it

06.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've read it. It's almost hypnotically bad, oddly compelling. Weirdly readable except the 45 page manifesto bit.

06.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On IG loads get posted. Here only when I have a related text thought

06.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like Italy is the only other country that can build an F1 car! They are one of only a very few that build helicopters! They have incredible engineers.

06.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Design and engineering, not necessarily mass market, yes absolutely. Underrated Italian skill set

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Found a niche? And they're very bad at some things. There's a reason they don't export many legal services

06.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It goes without saying that the garments are made in Italy

06.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually was thinking it was more the former!

06.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Camp performance of masculinity UK style would be the trainers I'm wearing above; Margiela x Reebok with a trompe l'Ε“il print to look like scally Reebok Classics

06.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0