Effective Nancy

THIS is the science i want to give my body to rn, pls block all the nasty airborne particles, thanks

i am so very sorry for your loss. thank you for sharing her with us all these years 💛💛💛💛💛

if bullets ALSO cost $120+ this country would have fewer gun murders

there’s no way it’s holding itself in place for the requisite count of 10

if you have the energy you can save money by buying canned smoked fish, basic gf rice crackers, and a nice flavor of cream cheese/alouette etc., which is what i should do in the future now that my child ate one with glee

although at ~$3.50 per unit and fish prices the way they are,,, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Noka superfood smoothie fruit sauce baby food pouch on left, Honey Smoked fish salmon/cream cheese/rice cracker snack package on right, my doctors’ implicit approval not pictured but it’s there

exhaustion/desperation shopping adult lunchable unlocked

F is starring in every middle grade space romance novel cover at once in this photo, so dreamy

that rice is the best rice!

layers baby

see i appreciate that he plays the man with bad vibes so i know where we’re going with this

MY Midwest is set up exactly like this though? maybe your instancing of Midwest is faulty

✨ perfection ✨

oh shingles is baaaad! good luck

you’d love our independence day parade

can’t like
can’t fave

you need a chamois situation stat

nom nom

i had this one wacky pair of z cavariccis that had flaps over the legs but no neon detail. i also want these club pants!

much love and healing to you ❤️

yeah no i agree they’re bad parents. look if 19 years ago my soon-to-be pediatrician was already saying “if you won’t follow the vaccine schedule, you’re welcome to find a new doctor when you deliver” then there’s been plenty of precedent and these anti-social, anti-science have only made life worse

imma look for him in the only pans section of murderer’s row, ahoooga

substitute pollock with my thirty morning meds and i’m all in

“the loaf of bread he baked, that sandwich, his last creation—became his ultimate undoing”

Twelfth for sure

news i can use

marriage halftime theory? is there a marching band involved?

Tom Hanks got the nomination in 2001 so the precedent has already been set

it’s a mitzvah to drink enough that a gragger looks like a cigar

omg my excellent child just asked MY OPINION on an art piece they’re going to draw! i’m so honored! this never happens! 🥰

shh they’re back with their helicopters