Mme. Dew 🇨🇦 🐉

It’s not doing a good job so far….. fucking spring!!!

Though I could probably lay off the smutty novels…. But that would be no fun

Was fighting the urge to go to a …special club in Toronto.

Ran out to do chores (bought chicken feed, dog food, cat food, etc) and still had the urge to make the long trek ….

But then got a whole cake instead

Hoping it’ll satisfy me for the weekend!

I appreciate the enthusiasm! 😜

GRCA issues flood watch for entire Grand River watershed as temperatures rise The Grand River Conservation Authority (GRCA) has issued a flood watch for the entire Grand River watershed due an increased risk of snowmelt, runoff and ice jam formation.

The Grand River Conservation Authority (GRCA) has issued a flood watch for the entire Grand River watershed as temperatures rise.
The watershed, largest in Southern Ontario, covers approximately 6,800 square kilometers.
Spring is waking up.
#cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #CanadaSky
#onpoli #Ontario

You are a horrible stalker, no randomly thoughtful items showing up at my door with cryptic messages, no text messages from blocked numbers reminding me of my schedule for the day, it’s like you don’t even want to sit outside my bathroom window while I’m showering!! 🥺🥺

I need a hot, rich, stalker… it’s the only romance book trope I’d be down for.

All the others I’d have to leave my house to participate in, and/or go do things in public…

Ugh. Haven’t felt up to posting as I’ve mostly been avoiding real life, news, conversations, etc.

Have gotten through 4 books, so at least there’s that!

And it was warm enough to change some outdoor perimeter camera batteries.
Accidentally smashed a cam 🥲

Fucking hell. I could really have used a giant blunt today. Why didn’t I go to the OCS dispensary?

I’m such an idiot sometimes. Guess I’ll have to settle for rum 🤷‍♀️

What a stressful fracking day!

Alright, guess I should have stayed asleep….

Back to my audiobook, I have borrowed too many on Libby.

& warmup on my exercise bike, then workout until I’m broken and can’t move

If you want/need to get a hold of me, signal or 🪿
🦋 is too overwhelming right now

I should stop using free weights. I’m going to break something.

Probably a toe

Reference: The amount of times I drop my phone in a day is never 0.

I don’t have a good grip on… anything really 🙃

Hehehe

mission accomplished!

Too much coffee today, so it’s “exercise and audiobook” time!

Ahhhhhh I didn’t know you were here! I’ve missed that voice!

I knew you would, which is the only reason I didn’t post his pic😁

I imagined laughter when the results came up. 😂

It’s not like I wear any foundation/concealer/blush or anything on my skin, but having light hair has its downsides.

I have to dye my eyebrows or I look like Anthony Carrigan’s estranged twin sister.

I think I look like a psychopath without mascara, like I’m taking a mugshot after a killing spree 😂😂

A left eye with a pink contact lens and a right eye with a black-rimmed mini sclera contact lens. Mirrored image so they appear as the opposite eye.

Lol should have put mascara on and before the black lenses. My eyelashes are mostly blonde and invisible

Muah ha ha ha ha

Is it too early for creepy contact lenses?

Just dying. Not really, but it does feel like being stabbed, much better than yesterday!

That is all.

#endometriosis

Seriously, someone take my guts out already. I don’t want them. Labour was less painful.

Pan
Tink
Tootles
Rufioooooooooooo

Been hiding out on 🪿

I follow a lot of feeds so used to just swipe left-right through them and then scroll when I find something worth my attention but need a refresh. Or a break. Just so tired of politics or memes bleeding through them all. I just want some cheer.

I get sad for a bit everytime kiddo leaves

Me too! I got soil to start on my garden veggies too. Can’t wait for some green sprouts!

I need to start incubating some soon!

I have a whole ton of Canadian, Ontario, East Coast feeds but they’ve become polluted.

I made the mistake of auto-following too many starter pack ppl when I first joined so my “following” feed is pretty useless and I depend on individual feeds now

:) thank you!!

The 🇨🇦 Bluesky feeds are feeling a bit spammy with everyone reposting the same news, memes, Trump quotes, etc.

It’s bringing down my mental health, with kiddo not here to distract me (back at Uni)

Going to read, workout, and write!

Accepting: referrals for some feeds that can counter the blah’s

I used maple syrup instead of white sugar

I know it’s still sugar, but in my head, it makes it a healthy breakfast 😂

It’s an East Coast term. Most people call it a cobbler when it’s baked in the oven. We call it a grunt cause cooked on the stovetop, (it burps/ grunts as it steams)

I had to do frozen yesterday too, cause I had one of those giant bags in the freezer and my yard is buried under a few feet of snow still

But it was still delicious! I froze a serving for later but will eat the rest over the next few days. Plain yogurt on the side makes it breakfast-y/healthier 😁

Nova Scotia Blueberry Grunt | Kelly Neil Nova Scotia blueberry grunt is a classic stovetop dessert made with simmered wild blueberries and soft dumplings steamed directly on top.

But I did it stovetop steaming rather than in the oven like a cobbler

So previous recipe (easier to make Gluten free for me), but this is the METHOD I learned for cooking it when growing up

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