BP from online

Communism probably

Not with xanax you don't

Last year I moved to Colorado with nothing but a 2 month plan, a job transfer, and a few hundred bucks. Packed what I could into a cheap SUV I got on Facebook marketplace, rented a room with people I met online via high school friends on Facebook. Lived there 6 months, met god and oblivion. 10/10

8 if you count the invasion of L.A, Portland, Minneapolis -- not bombing in the traditional sense, of course. But nothing is traditional at the moment.

Mia Valentina Paz Faria A 7-year-old from Venezuela who was living in Austin, Texas Detained for 70 days “I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

UPDATE: Staff at the ICE concentration camp in Dilley, Texas have begun raiding the dormitories of kids and their parents to confiscate and destroy letters from the children. This is in response to the ace reporting by @micarosenberg et al for ProPublica:

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.

Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.

www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

These young people and their slang!!!

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Does Nicki Minaj have a verse on this track?

If something falls apart when held to honest criticism or scrutiny, maybe that thing shouldn't exist.

Bari Weiss has just hired Peter Attia for “alternative views” for CBS News.

In these emails, which have the subject line “Fresh shipment”, Attia rues the fact that he can tell no one about the amazing Epstein lifestyle:

The single glove covering what must be the festering wound on his hand. He won't last the year

Democrats aren't interested in changing or stopping anything

CBS is state propaganda

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

Either him or Stephen Miller, they all look the same to me

Not Bill Kristol to the left of most democrats

Next week when ICE opens mandatory "get shot in the head checkpoints" Jacob Frey will ask everyone for 5 dollars

guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.

Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

This Minneapolis ICE shooting video has become a political Rorschach test: Some people see a peaceful protester getting murdered, and other people are fascists

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

democrats are very capable of fighting to defend their core principals, like 'insider trading'

I hop on there every few weeks to drop a "maybe Western civilization ending is a good thing then" on a MAGA chud thread and turn off notifications

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

this has become a very important video to me

Not much different than being alive then is it?