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Matthias Schipper

@bardtk

Twitter-Flüchtling. Lebt in Kiel, gebürt. Nordseekind aus Dithmarschen. Im schönen Marburg studiert. Öff. Dienst (Land SH). Ewig leidender HSV-Fan (until recently). König des (un-)gesunden Halbwissens.

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Müsste noch etwas älter sein.

07.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Es wäre auch zu unglaubwürdig gewesen. Ein normaler 18-jähriger bringt sowas einfach nicht, da MUSS mit Bionik nachgeholfen worden sein.

07.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

⚽⚽⚽Vuskovic
⚽ Remberg
⚽ Lokonga

07.03.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War wohl nix mit "mit Leidenschaft zum Sieg brüllen". Der Motor ist abgewürgt.

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wenn nicht schon jetzt, dann irgendwann bald.

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Luka einfach nicht von dieser Welt.

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Et voilà!

07.03.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

07.03.2026 04:06 👍 2324 🔁 637 💬 22 📌 10

Meistens war sie ja ein Glücksbringer bei Stadionbesuchen. Viel Spaß heute.

07.03.2026 10:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Grande finale

07.03.2026 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No big deal, huh? Just a few dead people, some drones getting through, shit happens, don't get so worked up.

06.03.2026 22:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How much more betrayal can Trump take? At least "Little Rocket Man" Kim will still be loyal, right?

06.03.2026 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Next week's cover of The New Yorker. "War-a-Lago" by Barry Blitt.

06.03.2026 19:05 👍 2037 🔁 657 💬 53 📌 35

"We've won BIGLY. Total victory. End of story, no questions allowed." Something like that.

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He already wacked the other boss, but it wasn't sanctioned.

06.03.2026 18:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just say the magic words and reality will adjust.

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Craft beer is past its peak now though globally (less output, closing breweries). Therefore, discounts are available...

06.03.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's no Ulysses S. Grant, that's for sure.

06.03.2026 17:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ich bin da längst abgetötet. Leben und leben lassen.

05.03.2026 11:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bidde was??

05.03.2026 04:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 03:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh, how wonderful. 🫠

04.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Keep it in the family, like North Korea.

04.03.2026 02:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 04:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Es wird Frühling, die Tomahawks fliegen durchs Land.

02.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mullahs wissen wer der Ayatollah ist

02.03.2026 19:44 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0