Jake 🏳️‍🌈

we should stop giving them handouts and keep hollowing rural america out until they're forced to move into the 20th century (a population center)

Even though that's *probably* the case in all likelihood it would be ignored and simply tolerated again (as in Motard) because that's easier than Actually Opening the Constitution Again

Hegseth thinks way to be Good at Army is just go on camera and says the hardest thing you can think of, except he’s a sociopath and so he understands “sounding tough” to mean “explicitly describing your willingness to defy all moral and legal boundaries and murder people for no particular reason”

pointing out this is insane is the same as joining the mourning crowds for the ayatollah, i am very smart

my car has moved once in the past 10 days

president crime will get bored with this like he gets bored with everything else but there isn't putting the genie back in the bottle here, pandora's box has been opened, other metaphors to overstate the point TK TK

unconditional surrender is really more about vibes than anything else tbh

We should never ever forget why they did it

The American public did vote for “No, more foreign wars!” in 2024 so I’m sure the low info voters are prepared for burrito taxis to get a bit more expensive for the greater good of Celebrity Ayatollah

why venezuela worked is we basically got lucky and it was a palace coup with a few extra steps

Delcy: "oh noooooooo maduro is our *true* eternal president, we support him for eternity"

*immediately assumes all power under US suzerainty*

the drink your way out of alcoholism approach, makes sense given the fox news host running the pentagon

the good news is, the longer the war goes on, the more we get to re-live the Carter stagflation years, and we even are including iran again as a salute to mr peanut

to be clear at the moment the economy is basically fine despite president crime's best efforts and the affordability crisis is still fake, it is just ok to lie to make GQP support line go down

otoh if we were to send the failson pahlavi in with a couple hundred of his insane supporters it would be really funny to watch and he wouldn't be on the tv anymore

not really how hurricanes work but I am offering critical support to it for The Entire Gulf Coast of Florida, from Naples through Cape Coral/Fort Meyers up to Clearwater of Scientology fame 🥰

we've got the war of choice in the middle east. economy doing er, it's there. just need a hurricane in the Gulf of America™ to drown some city that should not exist and gen z will finally get to experience the 2000s as adults 🥹

1. best ever economy under dead guy but burrito taxi prices went up
2. dead guy is dead and burrito taxi prices went up
3. elect president crime, the tariff man

...

4. profit?

how are people driving often enough (if at all) that they notice how much they're paying for gas

veep is closer to real life tbh

the thing about trump 2.0 is he hates firing people even more than trump 1, like has he even fired anyone? he made up a new fake job to give her. mike waltz got moved from from national security advisor to UN ambassador. idk 🤷‍♀️

rip ice barbie

ngl I had pretty much that exact thought when I saw that figure yesterday

idk if people know this but blackout drunk means you don't remember what you did, I am no fan of The Drunk (at all) but he neither realizes nor remembers it

I'd take a pulmonary event too, you've got this little pretibial thrombus

has he stroked out yet

I need a new nickname for him as continuing to call him Shrek would be offensive to the fictional DreamWorks character.

Big fan of our brave stenographer class using this as a moment to shout out how heroic Sheehy is for breaking an already-detained man's arm 🥰

(Even Al Jazeera joined in!)

They did a switch-a-roo (deadline was 24 minutes ago, Daines withdrew and US attorney guy filed)

Steve Daines deciding to retire the day Jon Tester's (and Dead Chuck's) pretty boy gets into the race hmmmmm

the failing lamestream media loves a war Done The Right Way