a man in a suit is holding a glass and says " lovely "
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a glass and says " lovely "
So first, Idiocracy became reality and now they're trying to put us in a Tank Girl situation.
Stop using AI
26.02.2026 23:03
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I was gonna give up pendejadas for Lent.
Good thing I'm not Catholic.
26.02.2026 17:16
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Yikes on bikes! Not everything needs to be posted, Greg 🤢
24.02.2026 20:55
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Cashapp me $5 so I can get an expedited passport
18.02.2026 18:44
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Why would I have thoughts when I can play music really loud?
13.02.2026 14:53
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Fire Ants are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians and Convert Them to Homosexuality
we need to start Project Gay Ant
13.02.2026 16:58
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I think I scrolled too far.
13.02.2026 16:42
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Grandpa shoulda thought of it first
13.02.2026 17:05
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I don’t know. Maybe don’t over analyze that skeet.
It’s entertainment not a dissertation that needs correcting and grading.
13.02.2026 02:59
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She doesn't want flowers and candy for valentines day, she wants her back blown out while you're pulling her hair and calling her good girl
13.02.2026 17:02
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Happy Friday the 13th!!
Also, it's international mistress/side piece day, so if you don't hear from your s.o. tomorrow, it's definitely because they don't believe in the commerciality of a made up holiday and not because they're with their spouse 💙
13.02.2026 14:01
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I knew you could do it. Let me know if you need more help remembering stuff 🫰🏼
12.02.2026 00:28
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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET RICE VINEGAR!!!!
11.02.2026 23:36
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I take my job seriously. Rice vinegar. Don't forget.
11.02.2026 22:23
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Glad to help. Also, don't forget the rice vinegar
11.02.2026 21:57
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Don't forget the rice vinegar
11.02.2026 21:41
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First Theo, now Dawson. If the universe could stop taking the people from my childhood too soon, that would be great.
11.02.2026 19:57
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I've seen what the vast majority of y'all released from your drafts folder on Twitter, so I suggest you just continue to fly by the seats of your pants.
09.02.2026 21:16
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🎵I'm gonna practice brujeria; I'm gonna make you fall in love🎵 or whatever Sublime said
09.02.2026 18:25
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I don't fucks wit Alexa, so pwned or whatever
09.02.2026 18:20
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wow bad bunny was awesome but I did not expect all the hardcore gay sex
09.02.2026 02:09
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The theme of Superbowl LX is punts and butts.
09.02.2026 02:06
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Now relax your tight end
09.02.2026 01:56
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Just check it. Don't ask questions.
09.02.2026 01:38
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
09.02.2026 01:34
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DON'T RUSH ME!! I NEED THE PERFECT VAPE FLAVOR!!
06.02.2026 21:42
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I gotta get one of them shirts
06.02.2026 21:38
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The entertainment industry will never stop shoving Mark Wahlberg and Chris Pratt down our collective throats.
06.02.2026 21:17
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