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Alexish

@businessraccoon

Part raccoon, mostly trash. From MN. Cat lady. Not here to date.

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Remember when new content on streaming apps wasn't just podcasts?

06.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to know what this Shield he is talking about is going to be. I can only assume something awful.

I also don't know why anyone is saying she is fired if she is moving to a different position.

05.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably going to go panic shopping at Costco today. Anyone need anything?

04.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they start launching nukes, I hope one lands directly on my house. I do not want to live in Fallout.

04.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.

What stage of the apocalypse is this?

polymarket.com/event/nuclea...

04.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1425 ๐Ÿ” 529 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73 ๐Ÿ“Œ 278

Wars have consequences. And if the Trump White House was unprepared for the eventuality that the Fanatics Flag Football Classic might need to find a new venue, they never shouldโ€™ve launched those missiles.

03.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 339 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wikipedia Idea of March page:
The Ides of March (/aษชdz/; Latin: Idus Martiae, Medieval Latin: Idus Martii)[1] is the day on the Roman calendar marked as the Idus, roughly the midpoint of a month, of Martius, corresponding to 15 March on the Gregorian calendar. It was marked by several major religious observances. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the a$sa$sination of Julius Caesar, which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history.
Picture at the bottom is a painting of Julius getting stabbed.

Wikipedia Idea of March page: The Ides of March (/aษชdz/; Latin: Idus Martiae, Medieval Latin: Idus Martii)[1] is the day on the Roman calendar marked as the Idus, roughly the midpoint of a month, of Martius, corresponding to 15 March on the Gregorian calendar. It was marked by several major religious observances. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the a$sa$sination of Julius Caesar, which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history. Picture at the bottom is a painting of Julius getting stabbed.

Since they love referring to Roman History and it is March, I think we should all take some time to think about this. The blood moon is coming.

01.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Trump's stupid video, does he have a black eye? Is that why he is wearing the hat super low?

28.02.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Israel and US with their preemptive strike nonsense.

28.02.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the past year, we have woken up on a Saturday to so many horrible things.

I am so tired and furious about it.

28.02.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so glad I have the ability to take medical leave, because I really cannot handle being this angry and depressed all the time.

27.02.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time my husband is gone for more than 5 minutes, my brain assumes he has been raptured.

25.02.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I checked in to my doctor's appointment yesterday, I was asked if I had recent measles exposure and I immediately went "I hate 2026."

25.02.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad had that happen. So good to catch it as soon as possible.

24.02.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like always, this was a thing I did not need to have anxiety about.

24.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to not have a panic attack about going to my doctor and telling her how bad my panic attacks have been. ๐Ÿฅณ

24.02.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Orange cat being cute

Orange cat being cute

Cat break.

Murray does not want me watching stuff on my tablet and is purring away.

24.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump could do the most iconic thing and just fall over dead during the state of the union.

24.02.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

several days after the rapture and those "good christians" who were meant to be levitated into heaven instead are bunched up in the church ceiling rafters and starting to decay.

one left behind parishioner is tasked to use pool cleaning gear to nab floating corpses and bring them outside

24.02.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always enjoy the time of the month when he is quiet.

23.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since the Dow has been below 50,000 for a while, can we start prosecuting the Trump + Epstein files?

23.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way that so many people act like everything is normal breaks my brain.

23.02.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told my boss that I think ICE is the reason I am having trouble finding contractors with availability and he seemed so skeptical. It was so frustrating.

21.02.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cow cat rubbing against a wine bottle shaped cat scratcher. I did put cat nip spray on it, which is his favorite thing.

Cow cat rubbing against a wine bottle shaped cat scratcher. I did put cat nip spray on it, which is his favorite thing.

This cat is such a wino.

21.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tubby tuxedo cat showing off some toe beans under a blue couch with frayed fabric on the bottom

Tubby tuxedo cat showing off some toe beans under a blue couch with frayed fabric on the bottom

Happy Caturday from this cat that can consistently be found on the heat vent under this couch. You can also blame my cow cat for how rough the bottom of the couch is since he loves fiber.

21.02.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would a depressed person get too high, play Mario Party, and listen to Behind the Bastards?

This lady says yes.

21.02.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tuxedo cat and cow cat snuggling on a fuzzy blanket.

Tuxedo cat and cow cat snuggling on a fuzzy blanket.

These two are so stinking cute together.

20.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Subtitles have gotten so offensively bad. Not a single person proof reads them before they go out into the world.

17.02.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Orange cat with ear flipped back on colorful floral bedding

Orange cat with ear flipped back on colorful floral bedding

Murray is a very serious cat having a busy day.

16.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if I need to change my depression medication or if the world is really just getting more difficult to deal with.

16.02.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0