Dr Mike II

Didn’t make it again. Better luck next year, me.

One of the most terrible lies I was told in Medical School was that if you haven’t thrown up more than 3 hours after you last ate, you won’t throw up. I don’t even know why I believed it, youthful stupidity maybe, but mostly wishful thinking…

I just watched Smile, and saying it’s one of the worst films I’ve ever watched doesn’t do justice to just how much of a thoroughly unpleasant experience it was. Absolutely zero benefits to watching it 0/7

Maybe we should make special exclusions for those who may end up in Ipswich if left unattended.

Sorry but if it’s after 11pm they should not be allowed to wake you up to check your train ticket. Let man sleep, and if I did not pay then I deserve to get away with it as a reward for not being in bed.

The same goes for fabric softener tbh

The biggest travesty about Band Aid’s Do They Know It’s Christmas is maybe the ignorance but ALSO the widespread erasure of the Band Aid II version released in 1989, with Bros, Sonia, Kylie and Jason headlining.

“Ignominy”. Nice.

There’s a lot that is problematic about CrossFit as a business, but at least the exercise itself is decent 🤷🏽‍♂️

This is a meme in which person one says, "But scientists have been wrong before," and person two answers, "And how did we come to realize this?" To which person one pauses, person two says, "He's honest." To which person one remains silent, and person two says, "exactly."

For the record...

Isn’t white chocolate flavour just vanilla flavour? Like how chorizo flavour is basically just paprika flavour?

Why do many people lean towards the right in the fitness industry?
In fitness there’s a narrative of individualism. Effort + ambition = results, failure = laziness, not circumstance. People who subscribe to (and benefit from) this way of thinking may be more likely to apply them to other fields too.

They should make films for people who are incapable/have no intention of staying awake for more than 30-40 minutes. I try so hard but it’s just not possible and Hollywood needs to do better.

I’m Mike, and maybe one day Mike will learn to think about others, instead of just himself.

What are starter packs? I do not have a few thousand followers, should I be livid?

Hello to *check notes* …nobody yet I suppose. How are you? I am fine. I am new here and I would like to talk about physical and mental health, fitness, food, behaviour change, cake, biscuits and music. I also like to complain about misinformation, and many many other things.