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On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming process—which LLMs mostly eliminate, imo—is fundamental to doing *good* work.

05.03.2026 15:59 👍 1086 🔁 168 💬 43 📌 33

As an Orioles fan, so do I!

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I loved that game. Mysterio fight is awesome.

25.02.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Substack announces a partnership with Polymarket. “Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.”

19.02.2026 04:34 👍 286 🔁 56 💬 65 📌 145

Oh, yes, the universe where living according to the "western values" exposed by these fascist ends up getting you killed by the fascists who told you that shit so they could take advantage of you. Ask Ned Stark or even Baelor here how that culture worked for him in a world filled with monsters.

19.02.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 👍 41470 🔁 14045 💬 658 📌 594
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Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.

A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
 
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
 
Not one dime for this cruelty.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...

15.02.2026 21:20 👍 19140 🔁 7404 💬 640 📌 396

To he Ravens god willing (typing it into existence)

14.02.2026 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was almost John Waters, but they threw him out for, in his words, "long hair and truancy."

12.02.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Co-Cap!

11.02.2026 12:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Malinowski Concedes to Analilia Mejia in New Jersey House Primary Tom Malinowski, a former member of Congress, congratulated Analilia Mejia, a political organizer, on a “hard-won victory.”

Breaking News: Tom Malinowski conceded to Analilia Mejia, the top progressive in a New Jersey race to fill Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s House seat.

10.02.2026 16:26 👍 230 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 11
George Costanza, pants around his ankles, on the floor of Seinfeld's apartment while Jerry stands over him.

George Costanza, pants around his ankles, on the floor of Seinfeld's apartment while Jerry stands over him.

And you wanna be my MVP.

09.02.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most importantly, the Patriots scoring on Seattle's defense means the 2000 Ravens still have the best defensive performance in Super Bowl history.

09.02.2026 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#SuperBowlLX #CoPilot

09.02.2026 00:53 👍 372 🔁 86 💬 3 📌 3

You know, I walked into Joe Montana once. In NO before SB47. We were crossing the street. Slammed into each other's shoulders. Bounced right off him.

08.02.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As a proud and satisfied subscriber to The Banner, I concur.

04.02.2026 13:17 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascist collaborator. Give up leadership already.

04.02.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making it make sense: Epstein wasn't a global mastermind. He did not orchestrate a vast conspiracy that led us to today.

He was a very rich man with connections to other very rich men. The shared culture of these men is that they have a right to dominate and abuse others without consequence.

03.02.2026 10:44 👍 1747 🔁 471 💬 27 📌 34

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

02.02.2026 23:27 👍 40850 🔁 9144 💬 805 📌 319

Too sweet for me.

30.01.2026 17:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

One of the best main themes in a Mario game.

27.01.2026 18:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Chuck Schumer: STOP ICE NOW After another murder by federal agents in Minneapolis, we need ICE out of our cities and abolished. Corporate Democrats have been standing by and letting ICE terrorize our communities, tear apart fam...

I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Chuck Schumer: STOP ICE NOW. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/chuc...

24.01.2026 23:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

13.01.2026 01:20 👍 62276 🔁 22364 💬 915 📌 1222

Kevin Burkhardt is great, but I'll never understand his whole fleece-zip-under-the-blazer thing.

12.01.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kyle Hamilton excels at this.

11.01.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No

11.01.2026 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already:

If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.

It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.

/1

09.01.2026 18:42 👍 7696 🔁 1524 💬 273 📌 302

Very proud to have just replaced the laser on my PS2 slim to get it going again. Those blue and black discs weren't reading any more.

09.01.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#Baltimore

08.01.2026 17:38 👍 107 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 2

Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.

07.01.2026 20:45 👍 4846 🔁 1141 💬 642 📌 162