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@passermine

β›§wannabe occultistβ›§|she/her|πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ|passm who moonlights as a kobold|recreational dumbass|πŸ”ž

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when it works it works

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 6964 πŸ” 1832 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 75
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what’s good for the goose

09.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

15.11.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 3835 πŸ” 1589 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 13

Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself β€œBeautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1860 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
An illustration of a vulpine-esque creature sitting beneath a deciduous tree crowned with autumnal orange leaves wearing a dress with minimal patterning and butterflies in her hair. Her eyes are pure white and she has a white (seeing) cane in one hand and she has a soft expression. Above her is a squirrel in pinkish-orange hues and blue eyes, handing her a yellow aster.

An illustration of a vulpine-esque creature sitting beneath a deciduous tree crowned with autumnal orange leaves wearing a dress with minimal patterning and butterflies in her hair. Her eyes are pure white and she has a white (seeing) cane in one hand and she has a soft expression. Above her is a squirrel in pinkish-orange hues and blue eyes, handing her a yellow aster.

you know if zenny likes you if she gives you a flower
comm for velisren (discord) <3

08.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sic sic sic

02.01.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sex Workers Tried to Warn Us About Age Verification Laws | KQED Requiring internet users to verify their ages before accessing mature content may sound reasonable. Shouldn’t we be doing a better job protecting kids from online vulgarities? But free speech advocate...

"Sex Workers Tried to Warn Us About Age Verification Laws." We did not listen.

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest

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cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time

panel 2:

king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric

a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest panel 1 cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time panel 2: king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric

finding more old art of mine

07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

28.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1348 πŸ” 472 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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Chains and all ⛓️

Commission for @peppermintrer.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

love walking into the employee restroom and thinking "oh god I hope someone just poured their coffee out in the sink"

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🀍

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 775 πŸ” 287 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Armour King! Armour King! Saving lives! With Armour-ing!

#FanArt by Viscount
β†’https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3605902321

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 4626 πŸ” 3210 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 32

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17401 πŸ” 5762 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

"How come I can't find a job at all, meanwhile this asshole gets to pull down seven figures using Stupid Autocorrect?"

It's like a little microcosm of how I feel about CEOs, generally. :)

04.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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some shelley duval studies!

03.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2107 πŸ” 552 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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requiem for vanished birdsong

03.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 8374 πŸ” 2907 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 18
404 (they/it/she) is a robot fastened at the spine to a large ceiling mounted crane-like arm. 404 has a green holographic head resembling a reptilian creature with red spiral eyes. Its tail is coiled up inside its body and can extend to plug into robots and electronics. 

On the left side of the page are a series of doodles of 404 singing Queen of Venus by FLAVOR FOLEY to a tied up Rad.

404 (they/it/she) is a robot fastened at the spine to a large ceiling mounted crane-like arm. 404 has a green holographic head resembling a reptilian creature with red spiral eyes. Its tail is coiled up inside its body and can extend to plug into robots and electronics. On the left side of the page are a series of doodles of 404 singing Queen of Venus by FLAVOR FOLEY to a tied up Rad.

404: character bio not found

02.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2131 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 1

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 9637 πŸ” 2627 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 26
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 6720 πŸ” 1271 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

26.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 3265 πŸ” 684 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 11787 πŸ” 3834 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 177
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 6093 πŸ” 2053 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 125
28.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2450 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

be careful online there might be boobs or penis images

28.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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tfw your tail is sick of your shit

28.02.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.06.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2227 πŸ” 659 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

happy birthday to my thing

28.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 5572 πŸ” 2178 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

For context: Orbot, or "Ergo" is in-charge of the "Auto-Empire" in my Sonic AU instead of Eggman. He has all the ego, and only a little more mercy

24.11.2024 06:27 πŸ‘ 537 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3