Muscular Mothman

Instagram loves to tell me that "Nazi__Groypers__Worldwide" doesn't go against their TOS. Great website.

That moose knows something we dont

Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

You should direct your ire less at entire cohorts of people. You can't just be against all Latino men because of how some of them voted in an American election, that's deranged.

That still doesn't mean we get to make weird AI images of people being persecuted. Only a bit over 50% of the country voted so its entirely unfair to demonise entirely swathes of men based off of the actions of a loud half. I doubt I can change your mind about this though.

Losing sympathy for your fellow workers and humans is exactly what the powers that be want. Try to not demonise entire cohorts of people for how some of them voted.

Are you a pro AI account that is somehow okay with people suffering because they voted poorly? Deeply unserious individual

Having a great time partying on top of a glass obelisk built upon the bodies of 10,000 slaves.

Finding some jizz stained coins. Call that cummed-on cents. (Sorry)

Also at one point most of the Khajiit on Mundus stacked on top of each other and formed their own moon

Logging Birth of a Nation on letterboxd but giving it 1.5 stars so everyone knows I don't agree with the film.

Telling my girlfriend im "twisted" before smoking my 7th bong of the hour

Presumably bc its kind of asinine and doesn't do anything for anyone except give dems another excuse for failing to stop the current moment

I bet a bird picking parasites off my back would feel so good

Buddy i think you needed more tummy time as a baby

"Poisoning the youth" actually that's the current admin dismantling all the protective services, this person just wishes the dems had done anything to stop it.

What good is legality if they still get away with it scot free?

Google has gone too far.

elon musk quote tweeting a picture of a swastika: this is interesting

dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by-

i put my phone down
i hear a pigeon outside
and rain on the roof

I would pay extra for this service at all restaurants tbh

Nice forbidden secrets in ancient tomes. Too bad I easily comprehended them.

Im pretty confident i could withstand at least 2 magic missiles hitting me

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Smoking a new strain of clown weed called "Pagliacci wept"

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

After the Butlerian Jihad, what kind of Mentat would you be? I'd roll my eyes back and tell you any sandwich recipe or any elder scrolls lore

Trees at sunset with text overlayed that reads "life is lowkey beautiful i just have a lot of hate in my heart"

I really hope the Ready or Not sequel is called Here I Come