Feikhal: Excremancer Supreme

LotR Uncut Trilogy is when Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli compare foreskin lengths.

Director's cut

Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.

Image of Link holding the master sword and hylian shield with background impact shading and cracks outlining the Triforce

Image of Link holding the master sword and hylian shield with background impact shading and cracks outlining the Triforce

Zelda tattoo is finished!

On one hand this obviously sucks. Also this is kind of hilarious? The fuck do you MEAN your AI thinks speaking Spanish is just Catherine Zeta-Jones?

so many people message me and ask “what is the need now? and “are all the needs met?”

the needs are endless. we are trying to patch 1000 holes. fuck ice. fuck trump.

Currently tearing my hair out because I adopted an urgent rent need for a family that needs to pay $3050 RIGHT MEOW to stay out of eviction court and then I got an urgent request from another rent fund and there’s $320 left in my Venmo account. So much need and I wish I could be everywhere at once 😭

Guess this one sucked

There she was a just a walking down the street
Singin doo a diddy you've got cum on your shoes

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Heads up SW!
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#spicysky #infosec

When I was
A young boy

Colorful

Naw we love a fun spoon

"Because you keep buying th-" fuck you

Why does my son have so many spoons

My wife: yeah we definitely didn't get three inches today

Me: yeah and you definitely know three inches when you see it

MW: Derek

Cumdump truck

Is this anything?

Ok all done jorking penits. It's officially sounding sausage time. Who up sounding they rod?

pretty wolf

pramanix arknights

Pramanix
#sketch #art #arknights

Close, it actually refers to the 34th rule of inventory taking, where the barcode is for a dark blue waffle. Google Blue Waffle R34 if you want to know more.

It's Scandinavian

Who up jorkin depenis

Poopoo peepee

Idk what to tell you all but

Transphobes get fucked forever

Why would you show me this

It is just for chat. You can do calls but yeah can't do "rooms" it's not really a community tool.

Who up staplemaxxing? I got staples in my head