Update: I’d totally hire him. Those were some impressive documents.
Update: I’d totally hire him. Those were some impressive documents.
Me and the homie Will behind the bar at The Palace in St Paul. I’m wearing a navy blue t-shirt with Abolish Ice on the Minnesota Twins logo. Will is wearing a t-shirt with the guy who scored the game winning goal for USA Hockey team
Bars 11 and 10 had the t-shirt game on lock for the Dropkick Murphy’s show at The Palace tonight.
We all know you deserved better, but…
“Thank God he gave us drug dealin’”
If any journalists would like to parachute into MN again, you might want to bypass the metro and talk to outstate/greater MN. It's bad.
I used to respect the hell out of him but he’s really fallen off lately. Not just the Planter discourse, his DEI thoughts last year were garbage.
My favorite food! I’d eat huevos rancheros everyday if I could.
Favorite episode.
I’m so damn skeptical of everything, but I’m dying if this is legit. Brilliance in its simplicity.
Greek salad from Lucé still top tier.
Been a rough few days between retirement/trade/release, for sure. DJ a legit Packer killer, too. Gonna miss TE.
You won't be able
to fix it all.
You will be able
to love.
- Helms Jarrell
White orchids with fuchsia spots.
Their homies are in my office…
Screenshot of my home screen with a message from my health care provider asking about colorectal status.
Damn, HealthPartners. Gotta be all in my business like that on a Thursday night? Can’t even buy a guy a drink before getting so personal?
My son asked me to look at his resume and a general cover letter and said, “let me know if you’d hire me.” My man, I know how you live. I know how you move (or don’t). These documents have to be TOP NOTCH to get me to consider employing you. 🤣🤣
Couch mode activated.
I did want to go play trivia and see what I could accomplish as a team of one, but that would require motivation.
I agree with that perspective generally, which is why I don’t usually use the word for anyone. But in this very specific instance with the very specific Markwayne, I’ll make an exception.
Have an opportunity to indulge in some tequila tonight. Might go play some trivia.
Who am I kidding, I’ll prolly be zoned out on the couch in a bit.
Despise that mfer.
Got no problem calling Markwayne a B!*CH, tho.
A sticker reading “Kristi Noem is a cunt” on a Mpls parking meter.
If you know me, you know that I will not call women vulgar names. Hate the B and C words. However, I don’t oppose when stickers do the job for this one woman in particular. 😜
Gas leak detected. That’s actually not the smell, though. Joys of owning a home.
Nothing like smelling something might be burning in the house but not being able to figure out what the hell it is.
Should’ve put this shit down generations ago.
I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)
Forreal. It’s been my whole life. Don’t need articles about it.
Congrats!!
Yes to both.
Even though I’ve been in Minnesota for 26 years, Chicagoland will always be home. Can’t wait to go next month.