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Enby (They/Them)๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค | Scientist | Reader of books | Player of cards

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I continue to be convinced that @Itch.io is taking so long to pay people because they're misusing funds owed to creators similar to the Boundless/Unbound situation.

I really hope that it's not the case but people waiting months for their money isn't a good sign.

07.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I put two in my deck for Standard Showdown and somehow managed to get it at the start of every single match. I got to actually equip it once, so that's something.

07.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking Cool but Rude, Raphael's technique and Alania, Divergent Storm.

Trigger Raphael's technique twice and so long as you had three cards in hand with the first trigger you'll hit 20 dmg.

There's probably a faster way to get there that I haven't thought of.

06.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It almost looks like a terrestrial anemone.

06.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want to figure out a Cool but Rude deck for Standard where I can discard 10 cards in a turn and hit an opponent for 20.

Chip damage is fine but doing it all in one turn is funny.

06.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The litany against division.

05.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any chicken salt or a particular one?

05.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face . ALT: a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face .
04.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a bad study, maybe critically read something before you go posting crap like this.

03.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get some fucking perspective, people are being killed on behalf of a deranged pedo. Who gives two shits about this couples holiday.

02.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it involves tucking and kneeling, legs should definitely not move the way you're thinking.

01.03.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alternative idea, Pombon actually loses its legs in evolution and just becomes a fluffball.

27.02.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post just made me realize that the Futurama episode with the bit of bender getting his ass replaced because of potential exploding rear ends in a collision is probably a reference to the Pinto. Wild.

26.02.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The male romance option wasn't the wizard!?

26.02.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deal, I shall give up the nuggies. When do I become bunn?

24.02.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want!

23.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The single Oviya, Automech Artisan I'd thrown in my deck last minute did a lot more work than I'd expected, I think leaning into that more and dropping manifest dread might be the better move. Losing the Manifest Dread would also open up space for other instant and sorcery.

21.02.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This weeks Standard Showdown result: 1-2. My manifest dread/airbending deck lost to: an Ardyn the Usurper deck that was able to cheat out big threats faster than I could, and a Tolls of war/Elspeth Storm Slayer deck that went too wide for me to combat.

21.02.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Khorne?

20.02.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At best it's three rats. You might not even have 3 opponents by the time you have six mana that couldn't be better spent elsewhere.

18.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg Zoids! ๐Ÿ˜

18.02.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is just a standard format deck running Hare Apparent.

16.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*nodding* War Mommy.

16.02.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Based

13.02.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the Phyrexian symbol one but prefer the colours on the left one.

11.02.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An 'unoptimized' deck that has a story or theme is so much more fun to play than something that is built to win as often as possible IMO. When I go to my LGS it's to have fun playing magic, winning is just a bonus, I could lose every game and still have a great time.

11.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah IronPup! You get it! Letting your imagination loose is part of the fun. And that reminds me I have to add Super State to my dogmeat deck so I can have Super Dogmeat!

11.02.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With equipment and auras there's so many options for a Dogmeat deck! I like to think when I give him the Buster sword he's carrying it like Sif from Dark Souls.

11.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that sketch of dogmeat!

11.02.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0