Anu

Gaslighting is the new tech literacy. When facts become inconvenient, people just label them “AI generated” or “deepfake” and move on. It’s a terrifying precedent for anyone trying to teach critical thinking.

In 2024 this was called 'scare tactics.' In 2026, it's just the daily news coming from their own administration. Interesting how that works.

Taking the 'bored room' to a whole new level.

Imagine having the most important security job in the world and using it to whine about the President’s coverage. Absolutely pathetic.

I guess 'Global Stability' wasn't on the agenda today. But hey, at least we know exactly where the Sec of State stands on college sports.

Finally, a foreign policy doctrine for people who get mad when they lose board games and flip the table to claim they won anyway.

Is Grandpa Delulu starting to think he’s the King of the World now?

I thought the Iranian leadership had been completely dismantled, so who exactly is 'surrendering' here?

This is a cartoonish level of imperialism. We aren't in a Civilization game, Carl. People live there.

I didn't realize we were treating foreign sovereignty like a loot drop. What’s the respawn time on this bad take?

Holy crap on a cracker.😲 What does he mean by next one?

So, they’ve moved from 'Peace through Strength' to 'Chaos through Marketing'?

Karoline Leavitt lies like she’s getting paid by the syllable. Seeing her get publicly slapped down by Spain’s Foreign Minister is the reality check this delusional b!tch has been begging for.

I feel like we should all be able to sue Trump for emotional damage.🤬

Tapper’s going to need a bigger highlighter for this chapter.

Lent and Eid rarely overlap, but here we are a season meant for peace & reflection turned into a bloodbath.I don’t know whose twisted idea it was to launch a war now, but the Heritage ghouls, the AI bros, and everyone else who pushed for this to happen just booked VIP suites in the basement of hell.

An “imminent threat” so secret even the intelligence briefings can’t find it.

Thank you!

That’s because he only ever has ‘concepts of a plan.’

He’s treating the Geneva Convention like a suggestion box for a slasher flick.

The Palantir surveillance state was just the beginning.With Thiel’s backing&Don Jr on the board, Polymarket has turned global tragedy into a high stakes casino. It’s a disturbing new ecosystem where the same people profiting from the tools of war are now betting on the casualties.

The most heartbreaking part is knowing it was preventable. Those warnings should have mattered more than the logistics.

He’s looking orange and sounding even more like him, what’s going on?

Spot on. It really is a recycled script. We're being told to trust the same kind of vague intel that's led to disaster before. It’s insulting that they think our collective memory is short enough to fall for the same playbook twice.

He really thought he could just 1-Click ship a regime change, didn't he? ‘Four weeks’ sounds like a great marketing slogan until you realize the forever war expansion pack is already downloading.

The stammering is because the intel doesn't match the hype. Johnson claims there was an imminent threat, but the Pentagon’s own briefers are walking that back. It’s a total cover up to justify a war that wasn't authorized.

So, we’re attacking Iran to stop them from attacking us because our ally attacked them? That’s not foreign policy; that’s a toxic group chat.

It’s called a "Do-It-Yourself" democracy! We provide the vague instruction manual and a few missing screws, but if the whole thing collapses and crushes you, that’s clearly a user assembly error. No refunds.😐

Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale bragging about his apparent early access to info about the death of Ayatollah Khameini. He just can’t help himself.

When your company is essentially a private equity branch of the CIA, bragging about early access isn't just sinister, it’s a reminder that these guys are shadow running the wars the rest of us have to live through. They don’t just track human catastrophe, they treat it like a scoreboard.😥