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@mikenordson

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck all MAGA. Flushed X like the turd it is. Came here for the cool, fun, happy warrior shit. All Seattle sports fan...except soccer...oh, and the NBA can suck a bag of dicks.

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Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 13487 πŸ” 3450 πŸ’¬ 378 πŸ“Œ 201
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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 17750 πŸ” 2591 πŸ’¬ 1093 πŸ“Œ 275

JFC...that would have solved a big problem for them in Texas....keep that shit to yourself.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all know Miller is the one calling the shots. Mullin will be another figure head. The question is, will he be as corrupt as Noem?

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More people should really stop and take notice when the supposed opposition party is calling a war illegal and unconstitutional, but will not suggest consequences of any kind for starting it.

They're also subtly de-escalating the severity by pretending this was solely an issue of permission.

03.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1208 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 22

People who believe in an imminent Rapture/Armageddon don't have anything invested in what happens to you here on Earth. You are irrelevant to them and will be treated accordingly.

04.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 8056 πŸ” 2103 πŸ’¬ 449 πŸ“Œ 135

Then it's definitely impressive and a good sign

04.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's only impressive if that's a Red district. But don't get me wrong...VOTE BLUE PEOPLE!!

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you replace Trump's name with Biden's in every news story, do you think the Repukelikkklans would be toeing that line or would they be in full outrage mode? That's how you know everything they say is utter and complete bullshit.

03.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what their bullshit would be if Biden had done this?

03.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marco Rubio keeps saying Iran is governed by religious fanatics.
Hello !! This republican congress is a bunch of religious evangelical fanatics.
There is absolutely no difference.

03.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Weirdly, the ear seems particularly unblemished.

03.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's possible the other 6% just haven't been diagnosed yet.

03.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The percentage of Americans who are functionally illiterate is at 21%. Coincidence? I don't think so.

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noem asked to retract comments calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., pushed Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to retract her previous statements labeling Renee Good and Alex Pretti as domestic terrorists. Noem said she was ...

Americans watched as federal agents killed two Minnesotans.

Now their families have to watch Kristi Noem continue to lie about it.

www.nbcnews.com/video/noem-a...

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 9806 πŸ” 2977 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 105
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as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse

here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall" β€” let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse.
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03.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1047 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 5

β€œ … attacked proactively, defensively …”

Little Marco puts the β€œmoron” in β€œoxymoronic”

03.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s of upmost importance that Americans understand that these monsters don’t give a fuck about any of us. The ruse of a government for the people, by the people is long dead. They will do ANYTHING to achieve their goals - and stay out of prison - and that includes destroying our country.

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NEIN! Trump's goal is a distraction, mission accomplished on that one. The second is to stay out of jail, and to do it he cannot leave the White House, and well knows it. Republican presidents have ignored the War powers Act for 50 years, few in congress have protested it.

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was my first, second, and third thoughts. They want chaos and death so they can stay in power. They must stay in power because some of these motherfuckers will be going to prison when they are out of power. They know this and it scares them shitless.

03.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but their garbage blows things up and kills people.

03.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When gas goes up, so does the prices for everything else. They have fucked themselves in ways the Dems could never have dreamed up, all to cover up the fact that the billionaires in the world raped kids. And, as usual, after the Dems take back power, they will have to spend 3 years cleaning up.

03.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

03.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 6306 πŸ” 1811 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 66
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03.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

USA! USA! USA! GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU NEED HELP! USA! USA!

03.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to be anyone but himself....and I don't blame him. His own family wishes he was someone else.

03.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have they fired y
the folks that report on American casualties yet?

03.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next thing you know he will be sticking his tiny dick into the family room sectional.

03.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Theo Vaughn...you just know that idiot will be the pick to be the MC

03.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell. Hell is where you go.

02.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 18796 πŸ” 3387 πŸ’¬ 1031 πŸ“Œ 229