Most dipshits couldn’t. The Trump dipshit is incredibly gifted in that capacity, by contrast.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Trump makes everything worse.

He is responsible for bringing forward so many deaths. Robbing these people of years they could have lived.

Make America Golf Again

House Intelligence Chair exhibiting no intelligence.

Another delusion of grandeur.

The deaths under trickle down economics are usually prolonged, drawn out and miserable.

Because the warmongers say it’s unpatriotic to do so, and the US can just ask the rest of the world to put the war on its tab.

1. Iran is not going to surrender.
2. Iran will not allow Trump’s US to plunder its economy.
3. Trump will not get the private income stream he expects from his ill-fated war venture.

A Churchillian response would be wasted on a hissy fit that was far from Rooseveltian.

A man who uses his brain for nothing more
than to stockpile memories of perceived slights and criticism.

They’re a clear and present danger to America.

There’s not even a kernel of plausibility in his lies. Fantasyland stuff.

Burial at sea. No ceremony. No memorial.

Trump speaking about North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. From Politico in 2018:

“He’s the head of a country and I mean he is the strong head,” Trump said to Fox. “Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”

In that case, he should compensate candidates he endorses who go on to lose. He shouldn’t just enjoy the upside of such a proposal. Watch how quickly he drops the idea if he has to be exposed to downside risk as well.

Zombie policies that refuse to die, despite the evidence debunking them.

Straight out of the Putin playbook for Ukraine.

It’s so crazy it just might work … nah!

Kevin Hassett will say it with that dopey smile on his face.

There’s no wisdom behind those eyes.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

They shouldn’t.

Farage would know a thing or two about corruption.

We actually have a crazy man in charge who’s being influenced heavily by a madman.

Looks like someone stole the tires from the two green ones.

A little bit more sacrifice on top of the giant sacrifices already made by the people of the US. ‘The straw that breaks the camel’s back’ comes to mind.

He’s graduated from businesses to the nation.

Spoken like the true mobster he has always wanted to be. We want it, we’ll take it!