SlimShaky

Apparently he's the only one who doesn't realize he'll be dead soon.

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I think Paul is melting.

our next president is going to be able to create an entire jobs program devoted to prying this fucker’s name off of everything.

-jeff tiedrich

Everyone needs a magic eight ball for those really hard decisions! 🤔

They've run out of black ink.

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Musicals ended for me at Mary Poppins.

The sad truth is, they don't want Ukraine to win. They just want to claim they ended a war.

I just need a few minutes to collect my thoughts.

I used to know where to find them. 🫤

I will be seen. Regardless of turmoil.

- Google it

It’s the same old same old. Republicans do a tantrum and break the dishes. The Democrats clean it up. It’s an abusive relationship.

He's sure to bust his fat ass on that. 🙏

The most I can give you. Awesome

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

-William Inge

A life to remember. ❤️

My wife agrees.

Go get wood.

Never trust a man who wears a tie long enough to hide his diaper.

Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.

We're they crazy because they were crazy, or because they were picked on for looking crazy?

The clarity comes from reading glasses. 😆

Code for "We're not done making shit up".

They can cry all they please, but they cannot change this one ...

Set up. Perfect camera angle and nobody else around the girl.

Who knew they could read?

If his lips are moving, he's lying.

I grew up there, so I can say this. West Virginia is run by imbeciles who enjoy being big fish in a tiny pond.

I have NEVER received one item from Taco Bell that even remotely looks like the commercial version.