Missing The Point

Britta from Community saying "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at aging."

Platner supporters

I imagine all of them are hoping to.

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Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my axe.

Me: And my shitpost.

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

If you own a pickup truck, to protect against rising gas prices the next time you fill up also fill the pickup bed with gas.

We'll know there's a new Ayatollah when we see the white smoke.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

In a sign of the secondary inflationary impact of rising oil prices, Tom Homan has raised his bribe price to $60,000.

"The Iran War pilot has gone so well the network has picked it up for multiple seasons."

"Can we keep questions focused on the important things, college athletics, not on the stupid little war I launched a week ago."

Kalshi refused to let me bet on the Kalshi owner being arrested

I complained about my shoes until I met a man walking around without legs.

Trump posts rendering of interior of his ballroom.

President Trump posts rendering of new ICE detention facility.

"In an aside, President Trump asked Marco Rubio if he can have Ted Cruz executed on the spot."

President Trump announces imminent threat to college football, invades the NCAA.

graphic design is my passion

Who the hell scheduled a meeting for 4:30 pm on a Friday?! We've all ridden this struggle bus before, Don. You'll be in bed soon, buddy.

President Trump to unfurl large “Unconditional Surrender” banner.

President Trump recommends Americans fill their gas tanks with Epstein files and set them on fire.

Pam Bondi dodges Epstein questions, noting "Oil is over 50,000."

Trump encourages the 92,000 people who lost jobs last month to apply to join the U.S. military: “Bring boots.”

President Trump announces that to combat climate change he is facilitating crude oil prices going to $500/barrel.

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

President Trump announces that the U.S. has already won the war in Iran and is now simply in the Extra Winning bonus round.

Listen, you have to finish the current ill-considered war first before you start another ill-considered war.

“We will have won when we say we have won.”