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Journalist. Ex-Trinity Mirror, Manchester Evening News, etc. ‘I don’t know the sort of people who know the date’ MDANT in Madrid. Pop music mainly.

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Even if John doesn’t know it.

08.03.2026 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
John Lennon - Jealous Guy ( 1971 )
John Lennon - Jealous Guy ( 1971 ) YouTube video by Oktavian Hermawan Susilo

So. This is about Paul, right?

youtu.be/17i0ux9vYfM?...

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a bald man with a beard wearing glasses is smiling . ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing glasses is smiling .

Just said ‘please’ to Echo. Feeling superior.

07.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Day 32

Future Islands - Seasons (Waiting On You) (US single 2014)

It would be wilfully perverse not to pick this single and not to post this version. Sometimes things go viral for very good reasons. Like that cute dog shoving his face into snow. But with a death metal growl.

07.03.2026 16:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many critics of Bluesky don’t understand that I want nothing to do with algorithms. I just want a chronological list of posts by people I choose to follow. For whatever reason.

Really that simple.

06.03.2026 22:09 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Six Guided By Voices albums from the past three years.

Six Guided By Voices albums from the past three years.

That terrifying moment you realise you haven’t checked in on Guided By Voices for a couple of years.

06.03.2026 14:11 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Embarrassing.

06.03.2026 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You ever considered doing them on Master Mind?

06.03.2026 12:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Day 31

Girls Aloud - On The Metro (UK 2012 not a single but it has a video but I think it’s just a tour film)

As a middle-aged man not QUITE as obsessed with GA as some people, I didn’t catch this banger at the time.

(You see, it’s the metro. Not the underground. The metro. Universal)

06.03.2026 11:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Bring on the triplets! Very Teutonic.

06.03.2026 10:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The rhythm switch at the end - where there should, by law, be a key change - is perfect.

06.03.2026 09:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Make a model of the solar system in art lessons. Learn about physics in science lessons. Seems fair.

05.03.2026 22:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also. World Book Day has - for some reason - turned into a ‘football’ thing. Honestly. Terrible.

05.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s weird how my opinions about education have got much more conservative after actually having a child in school.

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of my bugbears as the father of a science-y teenager. You don’t have to be able to draw an insect to understand how insects work. You don’t have to physically make a model of an atom to know about atomic structure. I suspect it’s because most primary school teachers have a humanities background.

05.03.2026 21:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Extra stress or a bit of fun? Teachers and parents discuss World Book Day As children dress up in UK and Ireland on Thursday, not everyone is on the same page over event’s pros and cons

World Book Day is appalling. It has nothing to do with books. Just who has a stay-at-home parent who can organise a costume. Stop it. And while we’re at it, stop turning science lessons into arts and crafts lessons. Papier mache volcanoes teach children nothing.

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Remember seeing them at Chorlton Irish Club?

05.03.2026 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person, obviously. But honestly. Does he think he can argue she wasn’t doing - and saying - exactly what he wanted.

05.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could be. I was thinking ‘wacky’ though. Sultans Of Ping ballpark. Perhaps that’s what did for them. ‘Artistic differences’.

05.03.2026 13:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Excellent Sheep. Great band name. They’d be from Cork. Got signed to a major in 1990 then swiftly dropped.

05.03.2026 13:25 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s amazing. Wandering into the dark and coming back with a sax :) brilliant.

05.03.2026 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Day 30

Let’s Eat Grandma - Deep Six Textbook (UK 2016 single)

I know they’ve got ‘better’ and the Sophie tracks, but sometimes the first cut is the deepest. And what a way to introduce yourself. Just staring down the lads and being beautiful and strange.

youtu.be/K9G2Nr2h4D4?...

05.03.2026 08:23 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah, the point is not that she is ‘working’, it’s that she’s CHOSEN to live there.

04.03.2026 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Queen or Kylie.

04.03.2026 16:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you were to play Dire Straits and Television to an alien they would be absolutely baffled that one is cool and the other isn’t.

04.03.2026 15:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that the same stuff that makes Subway smell like robot vomit?

04.03.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I’m sure it used to be called Mr Wolf in our school.

04.03.2026 12:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You sharp-dressed charmer. :)

04.03.2026 10:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should at least be able to build up some kind of Amazon credit by saying please to Alexa.

04.03.2026 08:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Day 29

Stealing Sheep - Shut Eye (UK 2012 single)

To me, inextricably linked to the rise of the family-friendly festival. Wonky pop for middle-class parents with kids on their shoulders. A market now totally won by Self Esteem.

04.03.2026 07:53 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1