Had a nightmare that Godzilla attacked and we all still had to go into work. And that’s just kind of how it is now.
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Had a nightmare that Godzilla attacked and we all still had to go into work. And that’s just kind of how it is now.
Found my password
Can we harness the power that scotrail train seats have to make the entire lower half of my body numb when I sit in them? We could use it on shoplifters. 5 finger discount on a graphics calculator eh? How about pins and needles in your cock and balls!
RIP Jackie Kennedy, you would have loved the recalled Tony’s Chocolonely Easter egg with small pieces of metal in them.
Evil John Cena killed the pope.
Fucked up that the rabbit eats all those eggs when there’s a shortage
They should call it SLOW sand
"i asked chatgpt and..."
you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up
Jason Momoa is just hanging around Jack Black like the guy who thought he would know more people at a house party but only sort of knows one guy well enough to stand near him and laugh at his jokes.
Stuff like this is perfect because it shows how utterly devoid of creativity genAI evangelists are.
Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.
Quite frankly, nothing can compare to when you forget you’re on the bus when you’re on the bus and then you’re at your house like it’s a nice surprise.
Doing a WIP on Tuesday if you’re into that. Drygate Peaks Bar, 9pm, 18/3/25, £5.
I know how to read.
Wrestling fuckin rules, man.
Accidentally got to work an hour early but I’m going to frame it as dedication to cleaning toilets.
Don’t want to brag but I just got asked for feet pics for the first time. NOW I’m a REAL comedian.
Do you think the minecraft guy is seething because with one flap of a butterfly’s wings he would have been in Elon’s position?
At the airport for an early flight and nowhere is open for food but I can buy a designer watch or an electric car.
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
They should do another slap at the Oscar’s this year.
New episode of This Month in Drinking History out! we are back with season 2! New episode will be dropping the day of the month! You can find it where ever you listen to podcasts. Just search this month in drinking history. #drinking #history #comedy #podcast
Great example of how people who don't care what happens to you will blame you for not compromising *everything*, including your literal identity to people who, by virtue of wanting you erased, don't deserve a moment of your time or energy, but then frame it as concern for progress or your well-being
Here’s the thing. I know I’ve not built up the following I arguably never had on the other apps. But I think you should take a punt on my show. It’s about being the most forgettable man in the world, so you’ve probably already seen it.
22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.
Going on Diary of a CEO and just saying “C deez nutz” over and over.
Just heard tik tok is getting banned
Working in hospitality in your 30s is just explaining what vapourwave is to your colleagues in their 50s and what digimon is to your colleagues in their 20s.
Congratulations to the man who just coughed directly into my face as he passed me in Tesco, who has presumably only recently woken from a coma he’s been in for the last 5 years.
I heard the Tesla truck exploded because of updog.
Happy new year. This is going to be your year. You’re going to achieve so much and get lots of things you want. And some guy online will still call you “a speccy wee virgin.”
Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
