I was curious about how to buy European bonds, that’s a work in progress still, low key trying to exit my positions while minimizing loss lol

Republicans would shit in their mouth if it meant a democrat had to smell their breath

Very simple! Buy an at the money put and an at the money call that way if the stock goes up or down you’re making money with extreme leverage! Make sure to use margin too! :D /s

You wouldn't have lost most of your 401k in that server, you would've lost ALL of your 401k in that server 😂

I mean... valid BUT hear me out when china and the likes start buying gold instead of treasuries... I think its gonna be the long term play idk

thank you thank you 😂😫

Low key considering boomer investing and just buying gold low key 😂😭 the US is run by incel podcast bros, no way US dollar is gonna stay strong with this shit…. NOT FINANCIAL ADVISE

Oh yea go for it 😂

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Made an account just for this lmao, but that's me! FOR THE RECORD I didn't vote for Trump I just like shit posting in the WSB discord and fuckin around on stock trading... which donnys market does fucking suck