Sylis Pee

Jim Gardner butt chugging tweet

Thankful for the only tweet that ever mattered

What am I most thankful for today? That's right, the Paul Lynde Halloween Special.

Oh man I saved for months and months for these seats, but it was worth it. Oh cool, there's Shaq. And he's sitting...in front of me...ah...but it looks like I can still see. Hey, what's that hat he's putting on...

Today is the anniversary of the day I lost two very important people. Also, the deposit on that tandem bike.

This is good. Much appreciated!

I'm not the step dad. I'm the dad who stepped away.

Is Wallace Shawn here?

Excited to start fresh and possibly join the online Swiftie community if it even exists here.

Only need one more leg of my parlay from January to hit 🤞

British healthcare is wild cause the fate of your child depends on whether or not your boss sees a ghost.

My girlfriend isn't on here yet, so this may be my only chance to say this: I really hope she got me tickets to Mrs. Doubtfire the Musical for Christmas. 🙏🤞👵