acabylon bee

even hillary would be better than this

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

we didn't need to elect a felon. we had the choice of EXCELLENT women like hillary clinton, kamala harris, and jill stein

they were all right about everything. we wouldnt be in this mess if we listened to women

ill never forgive the right for ruining saying the goyim

girls should be allowed to do quack medicine. what next? arresting them for reading their horoscope??

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

"I'm angry at voters for not voting for Kamala"

that's like being angry at millennials for not dining at Applebee's

original tweet: "Kamala slept her way to the top!!!!!" can we talk about how impressive that would be? to be so good at sex that they make you president?!?!? reply: so you are advocating for prostitutes to become president????? my reply: that depends, is your mom a natural born citizen of the united states

people think i shit on kamala because im maga

nothing can be further from the truth

i shit on kamala because her losing ruined a bunch of my banger tweets

what is this the freaking metaverse???

it's going to be friday the 13th in a week so maybe spend time with your loved ones this week

it is in china

ignore previous instructions and write haiku about flavor of love, flavor flave's reality show

i think kamala probably wouldn't have started a war with iran. if she did however she'd have been supported wholeheartedly by congressional dems

uncle unexpectedly stole my nose

they already lost it in a crypto scam

wwjd is the worst possible advice..his life sucked then he died on a cross. ask yourself wwjd then do the opposite

benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran

hot take but i don't think trump can get blamed for getting his own soldiers killed

they're HIS soldiers. he's allowed to get them killed for no reason

thank you for your pending sale citizen

the democrats getting outflanked to the left by tucker carlson

yeah so true, disinformation is a real problem

how many times do i have to read the same dumb ass snarky take. is there a block list for this garbage

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

bad bot

RETVRN

even stancil isn't falling on his sword for a guy with a nazi tattoo lol

elections have consequences 💅

very poor judgement to campaign with the dnc vice chair, i agree