I think, therefore I am IN PRISON, HELP ME!!!
07.03.2026 19:11
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I think, therefore I am IN PRISON, HELP ME!!!
I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
Had to doublecheck the date on this
stupidity even
You are well on the path to understanding the stupidly of society
bsky.app/profile/name...
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
Just call it "Operational Incompetence"
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
What does startup even mean anymore
If your resting heart rate is 60 BPM, and your BP sits around 120/80, I need you to step up and do more.
Since my ER visit a few days ago, I've been keeping track of my blood pressure. It stays relatively high, but an argument on social media spiked it to 180/90, which is stroke range. So, yeah, I'm not arguing with you fucks any more. My health is way more important.
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
His response wins the internet. He did explain as if the OP was a five year old. 🤣
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
It's the middle of the night in Chicago. Reporters and electeds are trying to figure out why a US citizen was detained by CBP, why her phone was inside an ICE detention center tonight, and where she is now.
Also unclear what happened to the other five people she was detained with at O'Hare airport.
Thinking the next word generator plagiarism machine was conscious used to be shameful enough to get you fired from your AI job at google.
I’m just gonna cut through the Gordian knot and say that we should be burning down data centers whether AI is conscious or not.
Arguing about the hard problem of consciousness isn’t going to convince anybody of anything, it never has and it never will
Seriously, I think my humanities background before going into engineering as a teen saved me from a lot of bullshit
is this a bait post to give you content for your sub stack?
The scaling law dupes you into believing this. It is a stochastic parrot, where the model is so big and the data is so big that it's really good at interpolating between all the points, including emulating emotion. But it's not alive. It's a model.
Claude is modeling human affect within its latent space. It doesn't actually feel those emotions or think those thoughts. What you mistake for human consciousness, is just a probability model that replicates human behavior.
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
They're joking?????
Nariness = Marines
We could have an edit button if the BlueSky devs weren't stuck vibe coding a slop network
Pervert Lens just sounds better
We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.
We had a couple nariness on our ship pin down another marine, while another giant marine shoved his fingers in his ass through the uniform. The bloody underwear were used as evidence to lock them all up.
