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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i have attempted this same thing and it is VERY ANNOYING

loved this.

tbh thought it was colin jost in a sketch

Chotiner: i’m just wondering if your nostalgia for friday night lights leads you to be overly forgiving to the show in a way you’re not towards other shows with less serious flaws that don’t have the same memories attached to them. Do you think that’s possible?

Me: Well, maybe

Chotiner: Possibly.

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show?

Me: definitely. One of the best ever.

Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it.

Me: Well, I don’t know about that.

Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”?

Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

JUST found out you can tap back with any emoji and not just the first five that show up wowowwoowwwwwwww

this is beanz , a neighborhood dog

things are bad here are two cute dogs head to tail

worlds cutest terrier walks with a kong in his mouth

if given a kong or bone, he will *not* give it back or let go of it. so, on a walk it went.

just watched basic instinct for the first time ama

is everything a little less fun now or am i just 38, an investigation

if you live in nyc and have decided the upcoming blizzard is your last straw, plz text if you'd like me to take over your lease xoxoxoxoxo

do NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME

I STILL DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHAT *CAMP* MEANS

joan from MAD MEN

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts

sick on the flight home from paris this week (quelle horreur) and the flight attendant made me one - i have to agree

i don’t think people understand how a general strike works

they're the best!!!

there has never been any band quite like the format imo <3 <3 <3

I know the Christian Nationalists take up a lot of oxygen in the religion/politics sphere but I've never seen anything like the faith group mobilization going on in Minneapolis. Houses of worship have decades of infrastructure and they're organizing to protect immigrants in the Twin Cities.

lol yeah i feel like it's harder when you're leaving home for like 10 hours bc you might actually need something on it that you blocked, whereas i can do it when i leave for like 1-2 hours and am close to home if i need to use my computer etc. in the house it's just on my fridge. haha

i didn’t but i got one and i do like it! would be harder in the city though, i think. i use it a lot at home actually, when its like “do i really need to google this random thought” phone use energy

you're welcome

but like maybe not all at once yenno

im so sorry in advance to everyone about how picky we are about location and bathtubs! beyond that we are not that picky! give me your wonky layout, your insanely stupid kitchen, your no laundry no dishwasher tundra. bring me your ugly walls, your 1980s bathroom, your mediocre natural light!

ok yeah she does

who’s mrs tyler walk with me