Ya ha ha! You found me

How i feel when someone blocks me.

Urggghh tell me about it.

I give myself one mid week day off a week to myself, and somehow someone or something last minute always ruins it.

Like, lemme get boned, please 🥺

I know right

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only:

A blood orange polenta cake, on a plate. With 2 oranges and a spatula

Spent my Friday night making cake and then watching horror films with the doggos

Pretty kick ass Friday night

Im sure it'll slide right in 😜

Oh man your f***ed

No cheating: Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

Im sure she's lived through enough crazy to help us all

When you said you wanted a bunch of men to shoot on you

We supplied

Kitty got caught in a sunbeam, went to rescue her, I am now caught in the sunbeam

Freshly showered penis

Hello sexy guy from my calender

😈

Woooo

Dawwww

QTP with the pokemon that runs your account

Of course you can!

*As someone who also skipped gym day, and then ate a tub of B&J while watching The Jurassic Games 🤫

Loot that drops after defeating me:

1.) Keys to a pickup
2.) Half pack of machine washed chewing gum
3.) Crippling Knee pain
4.) A ring
5.) A small dog, who trips you up during dangerous moments (like carrying a hot pan)

I wish

Ive been before and it was such a horny time

Im good at all kinds of jobs 😏

Well ... it is a good pic 🤷‍♂️

🤤🤤🤤

Both 😆

Mines shiny, but its late afternoon

Wakes you up at stupid o'clock in the morning?

Waits till youve put fresh bedding on before coughing a hairball on to it?

Nags for completely fresh biscuits, because they can see a teeniest bit of the bottom of the bowl?

Can't escape this monster

😜