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@phdick

Ditto-obsessed gaymer, big ole nerd. Bigger ole dick. Best bottom in the West(ern NY) πŸ‘»: Deimos777 (dm me if you add)

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Good a reason as any!

01.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if i have both a breeding and facial kink? 😜

01.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna post this same gif.

19.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Randomly and inexplicably lost power for an hour, but thankfully came back on in time for me to shower and get to work
Anyways, Happy #HumpDay

18.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay but can i see what that room saw?

16.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just send it to me in the meantime :)

11.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when do i get that nut inside me? 😜😈

10.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My brain keeps saying Thursday; my dick keeps saying Hey. Both make it hard to concentrate at work…

10.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.11.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Marvel Rivals?

06.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hmmm maybe that would work! I do enjoy topping and getting head, but it’s not typically what I’m motivated to seek out… it’s rarely my fantasy lol

03.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

right!? just the sheer freedom!

03.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

see but how to retrain my mind and body to be motivated by that?? or to get reliably turned on by someone sucking my dick??

03.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How does one learn or practice such things??

03.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever stop and wonder how much easier life would be as a big dick top? πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

03.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when my pussy attacked

31.01.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck that’s so hot πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

25.01.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Celebrating cleaning out my camera roll by reviving #ThrowbackThursday #TBT with rediscovered gems

22.01.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For this trip, i needed to clear storage on my phone, so while I’ve had limited wifi this week I went through my camera roll.
Deleted a million nearly identical
dick pics from years past. πŸ˜… But also found some real fucking hot gems in my hidden folder πŸ₯΅πŸ˜ˆ

18.01.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to but actually the plexiglass is like chest high. I wasn’t about to stand on a chair and fall overboard to do it πŸ˜‚πŸ†πŸ’¦β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

18.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last day at sea…

17.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re not taking dick pics at the Versace Mansion, what are you even doing? #FCF latergram

10.01.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever invented β€œget a little high on a sunny afternoon and goon a bit” really deserves a medal πŸ₯‡

08.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

05.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2683 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 126

Being a hopeless romantic doesn't stop me from being a horny little freak.

02.01.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHey do you guys remember that one gay bar from 15 years ago?”

28.12.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make a day trip 😏

22.12.2025 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plot twist: it’s actually starbucks vanilla syrup

21.12.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Challenge accepted:
Who wants to quiz me first??

21.12.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0