Jon Herman

there's a typo in paragraph 6, NYT. Sorry to nit pick but you're supposed to be the gold standard and whatnot

Sweet baby Christ

i mean to be fair DJT probably gave Putin the info directly, on one of his dozens of burner phones

I wonder if Chalamet will ever make the connection that he might've actually won an Oscar if he'd just kept his fucking mouth shut and didn't flagrantly disrespect his peers in the Fine Arts, for literally no other reason than he's an arrogant tone-deaf asshole. I doubt it. Dudes like him rarely do

That piece is so delightfully lacerating. Like…. Damn. I hope Noem follows her advice and goes the MTG route and claws back a shred of self respect

lol now whenever i see a podium on here i just KNOW you're about to show up....

"Operation Velvet Rage" 😂

What’s Wrong with Pete Hegseth? Our secretary of defense—who insists you call him secretary of war—is a deeply insecure man. We’ll be lucky to survive him.

I don’t know about this guy y’all www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

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this particular rotting-flesh trajectory is very Death Becomes Her

it's a good thing you're a writer because you definitely have chops lol

willing to bet that during this demented muddle he actually didn't remember starting a war

omg don't even get me started on Miller. The difference being, that while I think Trump will likely pass on without suffering any sort of real accountability.... I'm fairly certain Miller is going to meet a gruesome, violent, and well-deserved end

Jesus. I never saw that before

someone should compile all of trumps recent quotes about killing, death, and whatnot. He seems oddly fixated on corpses. On creating death. Celebrating it. It gives him a gleeful little smile to talk about it. Whether in boats, or overseas in war, or on a street in MN. He has literal blood lust

GOOD

I’d take the almost out. Absolutely smirking.

The president plans to visit the funerals of these fallen soldiers to berate them and all of the remaining military “you need to stop dying. You need to do your jobs properly and not die. If you die it means you hate America”

the lights are on but nobody is home. i'm pretty convinced that even as he reads those words on the teleprompter... he has no idea what he's saying. He doesn't know what he's started. He doesn't know why those soldiers died. If you asked him next week, the cost of his actions would not register

i mean, LITERALLY a lyric from a Team America: World Police song

Gonna be a couch banging situation up in there real soon

It’s been interesting to watch his journey from sobriety to relapse to full on psychosis

Abe Lincoln up on the wall behind him, giving this asshole side-eye

Yeah was just marinating yesterday about how every lyric of Lennon’s “Imagine” is true and is basically instructions for how to live on Earth forever in peace. Simple solutions really but impossible because humans don’t love themselves enough

Are they letting AI write subway ads now

I definitely have some of those in my extended (in laws) family

google 'punch the monkey' 🐵

excuses will have to be made if he collapses into drooling spasms on live television and has to be carried away

i'm just saying his condition can, and will, get worse to the extent that nobody will be able to make excuses. i know people say "oh he has dementia now" and maybe so but i've seen real dementia up close and it's far worse and unmistakable