Ali Gaytor 🐊

I miss having disposable income and my insurance paying for all my prescriptions and women's health visits. I fucking hate the government

Y'all ever sneeze so hard you gag

On a higher note tho parachute pants are back baby

Yeah I'm sure Viktor pfp JoJos bizarre mpreg adventure has some thought provoking ideas about what to say on women's day.

Excuse me waiter this "sour" candy still has flavor and my taste buds are barely burnt. I would like a refund.

Nothing is sour enough for me anymore. I need straight fucking acid to eat now.

Yes if you don't have the shoulders of a linebacker 💀

I'm a fat bitch with tattoos let me have a short sleeve normal length top plz

As a woman you have two clothing options. Crop top or long sleeve.

She just like me fr fr 😭

Sorry to say but Gilbert ain't able to do cameos from the grave homie 😔

My favorite thing about the jjba dub is when the name of the stand is written out in english but they read off something completely different to avoid copyright.

No, the reason is the US lost the fucking plot.

Did not consider the fact that these two would be the first thing I'd see when I'm naked out of the shower. Why are they mocking me

Araki is not about to gaslight me into thinking jotaro would have married that blonde bimbo. I refuse to believe he'd marry anyone other than a goth baddie.

a man in a helmet is holding a cup of coffee and drinking it . ALT: a man in a helmet is holding a cup of coffee and drinking it .

NGL I need this mfer in a way that's so carnal it would have gotten me exiled from the church

Literally the more I think about it that's exactly how I feel at 31

Hey @northerniion.bsky.social

I think I read a book about the dangers of giving these mfers a cookie

"36 years old"

All the more reason to beat their ceos ass

I'm about to go fist fight the ceo of sonic cause why is it Everytime I order ranch I get marinara and when I order marinara I get nothing

I'm ready for the sweet release of death

Being a mom is hard.

Filis no ball having ass is going back to the vet tomorrow cause he wouldn't stop jumping around like a fucking mad man and now his shit isn't healed.

I'm gonna get cancelled

💀💀💀 they're pronounced the fucking same how was I supposed to know

My OC from 2007 just wants to talk

Araki bring him back and make him marry me plz 😭