there's not many rules in shokon's roguelite bath house, but violence is one of them and there's a special punishment for it
06.03.2026 18:18
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there's not many rules in shokon's roguelite bath house, but violence is one of them and there's a special punishment for it
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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
rabbid boi!
Oh no I slipped and my hole's all exposed what am I gonna do.........
I got possessed by the art gods so I finished *two* whole drawings today
from the comic I really need to start again. Stopped because of health issues but starting again this year
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Hell yeah brother
something silly i started back in january. shortstack supremacy #DX♡art
love that head shape with the jagged teeth even without eyes he's sooo handsome
and i love that big strong tail!
blind cave tetra
incredible visual effect!!
behold... painted hog,,, but it rotates
if the way to a mans heart isnt thru his penis then why do they throb at the same time and rhythm
Its like dragon quest builders, kind of an animal crossing meets minecraft type of thing if that sounds at all intereting to you
Lemme pull it aside
doggo
testing to see if gif uploads work with this BushiAgumon model i made in blockbench a year or so ago... though i animated it in blender lol, there's some flickering in there that i was too lazy to fix
#3dart
hey look a fun history lesson!
Anyway your guy is beutiful and goregeous and i love to see him
I had a similar experience when i got into modding ff14 lol i think its a kind of self expression euphoria
might delete soon
Sunsoul poses for you ~☀️💛
#nsfw
Def one of my faves out if all yhe guys i drew for this
Messaging apps gotta bring back custom status/away messages, would love to have a big "im asleep right now" on my profile so people know im not just ignoring them
So handsome in real life
OLD MAN
Sometimes...you just have needs. Little comic turned commission for @greydenfluffyfuzzy.bsky.social back in 2018 #wolf #werewolf #furryart #nsfw
